The wicked rat race of the Watchtower claimed another victim. Despite conducting 5 bible studies, and distributing thousands of magazines, I decided the pressure of being super pious was just to heavy for me, and I decided to just cool it. This is when I discovered the business is full of people who are " not very nice" . I won't mention any names, but let's just say the Watchtower heavies were soon around to see me.
Elder " we have missed you at the meetings, is there something wrong with you?
The Rebel." I recent that question, there's nothing wrong with me, I am not spiritual weak, I just happen to need a rest. Do you mind?
Elder. " While you are resting, Armaggedon is just around the corner...."
The Rebel: " I think you have a BAD pair of binoculars?
Elder " The only binoculars I need are Jehovers magazines , they are perfect in every sentence, and here is the latest copy"
The Rebel. " Thanks, Oh this is an interesting STUDY article " Why Sisters don't wear Sanitex Rubber Body Stockings" and the following article " Do Jehovers Witnesses believe in holding hands before marriage? You win I will be at the meeting for that Watchtower study"
Elder. " Are you sure"
The Rebel. "Definitely"
So yes it's true, under certain circumstances I could set foot in the Kingdom Hall again.
The Rebel.