by Ravyn 7 Replies latest jw friends
too bad it says it can't be posted on other websites! I think it could benefit a lot of JW lurkers and doubters on this forum and other places who would not normally go to FreeMinds to read it there.
Oh well here is the link...take a chance ! go read it--it is hilarious!
http://www.freeminds.org/aftrhour/waiting.htm
Ravyn
LOL Too funny! I especially loved Brother Haznoclu and the Seven Dwarves... been there, done that!
ROTFLMAO!
I especially liked 'The Truth' bit at the end:
Jehovah's Witnesses are known and recognized worldwide because they are loving, decent, honest Christian men and women. When they arrive in a neighborhood and get out of their vans like the Invasion on Normandy, the neighbors immediately say, "Oh honey, look! Those wonderful loving, decent, honest Christian men and women, the Jehovah's Witnesses, have graced us with their presence!" Let's do make lemonade and welcome them in to chat!
The minute you come in contact with a Jehovah's Witness you are instantly categorized into one or more categories or perhaps subcategories of someone's imagination. Let's look at how many levels of acceptability and "equality" there are: Satan, very worldly, worldly, householder (two levels: bad call, good call), return visit, regular stop on magazine route, study, study making progress, approved associate, study attending meetings, ..... ...ministerial servants (sound, maintenance, literature, microphones), anointed, congregation elders (school, service, accounts, congregation overseers), Circuit Overseer, District Overseer (the "traveling" brothers), Assembly Overseers ... If you become a Jehovah's Witness, you spend your whole existence going from one category to another category, ...all of this is based on your time sheet, your attendance and your ability to read and spit back mundane propagandized material from a Watch Tower publication and/or your gender... ...It has nothing to do whatsoever with your spirituality or qualities as a human being... ...the turmoil in the ranks can't be seen with the naked worldly eye who is presented with this picture of "unity."
It would be funny except for the fact that it's so true...
Winston.
the sad part is that it is so true.
This is hilarious!! Thanks for sharing, Ravyn!
very very funny.... really liked the 'names' they use..... like Sister Makindubs
Loved it. Thanks Ravyn.
