The YHWH/JESUS INTELLIGENT DESIGN STUDIO's Penis Designs

by fulltimestudent 4 Replies latest jw friends

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  fulltimestudent

  There are many things to question about the intelligence of the designs emanating from the YHWH/JESUS Intelligent Design Studio.

  Lauren Reid, a PhD candidate at Durham University, writing in 'The Conversation,' takes a look at why humans and spider monkeys are the only primates without a bone in their penises. Most mammals have such a bone, which is called a baculum . Humans don't, in spite of the term 'boner,' being in common usage, though whales, horses, rhinos, rabbits, elephants, marsupials and hyenas, were also designed without such a bone.

  How does a baculum work? Quote: "The baculum is generally kept in the male’s abdomen until it is required, at which point abdominal muscles push it out into the penis, thus causing an erection." Quite effficient, don't you think? If you doubt that, think about this.Quote:"A male lion’s baculum, for instance, allows him to engage in an impressive 250 copulations in four days." Not many human males can equal that performance, can they?

  The commercial success of drugs like Viagra and Cialis tell us that many humans are not quite satisfied with the design work of the YHWH/JESUS design team, in fact dissatisfaction can be as high as 40% in older human age groups. Perhaps, the hydraulic engineer on the YHWH/JESUS Design team was off sick on the sixth creative day, when humans were designed.

  Read on: https://theconversation.com/the-human-penis-is-a-puzzler-no-bones-about-it-6366

  PS: Later we can take a look at some other phallic designs by that great design team, the YHWH/JESUS INTELLIGENT DESIGN STUDIO, you will fall to your knees in wonder, mouthing the words, "How many your works are, O Jehovah! All of them in wisdom you have made." (Psalm 104:24, F.Franz translation)
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  fulltimestudent

  The original 'd*ckhead.'

  You've heard the kids at school use that expression.

  But dear children you must remember that, YHWH/JESUS thought of it first, when they designed this fish.

  The fish with a penis on its head
  Most animals have their reproductive organs located close to their tail-ends. But that's not the case for a newly discovered species of river fish identified in Vietnam's Mekong Delta. Phallostethus culling's penis sprouts, oddly enough, out of its head. More specifically, the reproductive organ shoots out from just under the fish's throat, giving the fish the unique ability to grab onto a female with its mouth while fertilizing her eggs at the same time.
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  fulano

  I have a baculum every morning, but call it different.
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  Crazyguy

  The female hyena has a mock penis. What's that all about, well it's probably a evolutionary left over. But hey evolution is just a big fat lie Jehovah made her that way and the reason being is um oh well I'll have to get back to you on that. Wait just stop asking questions and have faith that there is a reason.
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  fulltimestudent

  Now let's look at the bean weevil, and you may wonder how long it took YHWH/JESUS to design this instrument of torture.

  

  The bean weevil penis is covered in sharp spikes. Why? A LiveScience description tells us:

  The bean weevil, a type of beetle, has developed a less-than-pleasant device for delivering sperm into the female's vagina: Its penis is covered with hard, sharp spikes. Researchers have found that each act of mating scars the female beetle's reproductive tract, resulting in traumatic insemination. It's possible that the injuries directly benefit the males, however, either because they prevent the females from mating again or force them to spend more effort raising their fertilized eggs and thus insuring that the male's genes are passed on and avoid the strain of future liaisons.

  So each mating actually becomes torture. Interesting to think how that fits into YHWH/JESUS being about love and kindness?