orst memories of being a Jw
So what are they.
Pretty high for me:
Knocking school friends and teachers doors.
Being in a play at the convention(sheesh!)
Being asked to say prayers before ministry.
Havingto answer at meetings.
Picking up a demented old fogey who smelt of urine for a liftto the meetings.
going to the get togethers with all the squeaky clean charecterless fools.(was much happier smoking ciggarettes and chasing women!)
being in restaurants when someone says a prayer out loud for the whole table.
ALL OF THE ELDERS WHO ARE JUST LIKE FRED (PRICK) HALL.
being told to sell my porsche because it was materialistic.
Having to go to assemblies in the Summer.
and no1 has got to be studying the watchtower before the meeting!!!
(i used to randomly underline text my copy so if my mother looked it appeared i had studied!)
wost memories of being a jw....
by natred 4 Replies latest jw friends
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natred
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slipnslidemaster
Welcome to the board Natred.
ahhhh, the old randomly high light the Watchtower trick.
You know the real trick to making it look authentic? You only had to high light the second sentence in the paragraph which gives you a 85% chance of highlighting the correct answer. If it was a "a" and "b" question, then highlight the 3rd sentence up from the bottom of the paragraph.
Slipnslideius Masterus: ... Strength and Honor ...
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Fredhall
Natred,
The worse memory you have being a JW is being a jackass. And you was born that way.
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outcast
Fred
Big Ray is looking for you.
He has approved your membership for WOL.
Now go play with your own kind.
There are alot of sisters there that need loving discipline.
Big Ray is willing to train you. -
Fredhall
Outcast,
This cat can give all the love they need.