I would like to collect some of the absurd watchtower statements about Satan. Particularly about Satan putting thoughts into people’s minds and controlling world events and individuals. Didn't it used to freek you out in the borg that Satan could be reading your mind - If that aint a mind duck (copulation) what is!
Particularly about Satan putting thoughts into people’s minds
"It is to be expected that Satan will try to inject into the minds of the consecrated, the thought that 1925 should see an end to the work ..." {WT Sep 1925 262}