by greven 5 Replies latest jw friends
The negative effects of drinking beer have been ill-understood and mystified scientists for centuries. But finally: the riddle has been solved, the clue reveiled, the darkness illuminated, the…well, you get my drift, right? It has now been discovered that beer contains high levels of female hormones. When consuming sufficient amounts of this golden liquid the female hormones kick in causing you to talk gibberish and drive badly!
** Greven now runs around and frantically searches for cover **
**catches up with Greven and corners him** So, women talk jibberish, eh? Women drive badly, eh? **twacks Greven** and **twacks Greven again, just for the fun of it**
...And biolend too!
** uses a hanky to stop the nose bleed**
you didn't drive to get here, did you?
Greven
LMAO @ greven. Thanks for the laugh
** gives a big high five to greven (when none of the angry women are looking)**
Brad
hey Vivamus, maybe graven enjoys being beaten by women.
woohoo!
** returns the high five to Anti **
Rocketman: I do not like to be beaten by women but gladly make an exception for Vivamus.
She can't help it, it is the hormones that causes it! She is on a female hormone overdose! You can't get more female than Vivamus!
Poor Viv!
Greven
