Next years special talk

by Saltheart Foamfollower 5 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Saltheart Foamfollower
    Saltheart Foamfollower

    As you may be aware, next years "special" talk is to be given 1 week before the memorial. They have just issued the following instruction as well -

    Please note that bodies of elders should not take steps to assign a speaker for the special talk until further information is provided by the branch office.


    Video???

    SF

  • darkspilver
    darkspilver

    Video???

    Thanks. Yeah, that was what was suggested yesterday:

    https://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/5733745585815552/_post/6012638045667328

  • sir82
    sir82

    It'll be the specialest ever!

    Oh so special!

    The universe will not be able to contain its specialness! We'll have to construct parallel universes to fit it all in.

    Either that, or it will be more regurgitated pablum with specious reasoning, logical fallacies, and out-of-context scriptural citations.

  • darkspilver
    darkspilver

    It'll be the specialest ever!

    Oh so special!

    Ah Maria!

    I feel special.
    Oh, so special.
    I'll baffle and razzle and dazzle.
    It's from Bethel!
    The audience will be frazzled.

    <I'll get my coat>

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LZ35Ar3r2k

  • xjwsrock
    xjwsrock

    New instructions for memorial perhaps?

  • smiddy
    smiddy

    My tip is it will have to do with the steady increase over the years of partakers and they are going to try to put an end to it once and for all with new light.

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