How To Cook

by Utopian_Raindrops 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • Utopian_Raindrops
    Utopian_Raindrops

    Ok...For those who just had thanksgiving....or those who might cook one of these for x-mas......here's how to PROPERLY cook a turkey!!

    Step 1) Go buy a turkey.
    Step 2) Take a drink of Whiskey, scotch, or JD.
    Step 3) Put turkey in the oven.
    Step 4) Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
    Step 5) Set the degree at 375 ovens.
    Step 6) Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
    Step 7) Turn oven the on.
    Step 8) Take 4 whisks of drinky.
    Step 9) Turk the bastey
    Step 10) Whiskey another bottle of get.
    Step 11) Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
    Step 12) Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.
    Step 13) Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
    Step 14) Take the oven out of the turkey.
    Step 15) Take the oven out of the turkey.
    Step 16) floor the turkey up off of the pick.
    Step 17) Turk the carvey.
    Step 18) Get our self another scottle of botch.
    Step 19) Tet the sable and pour your self a glass of turkey.
    Step 20) Bless the saying pass and eat out

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks

    Rainpian*Utodrops,

    Turkey thank better christmas when Spanner cooks you this be will a the.

    Merry.

  • rocky220
    rocky220

    set the turkey, carve the chair, pass the mash potatoes & gravy....oops in your hair. Have another drink of JD...........rocky220

  • Bendrr
    Bendrr

    LOL I've heard a version of that on the radio.

    Thanks for the reminder tho. I'll start cooking Xmas eve and have everything ready Xmas day and I'll have to stay sober so I don't f up. But boy oh boy am I going to enjoy that first beer once dinner's on the table!

    Mike.

  • riz
    riz

    *high-fives mike*

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