Ok...For those who just had thanksgiving....or those who might cook one of these for x-mas......here's how to PROPERLY cook a turkey!!
Step 1) Go buy a turkey.
Step 2) Take a drink of Whiskey, scotch, or JD.
Step 3) Put turkey in the oven.
Step 4) Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
Step 5) Set the degree at 375 ovens.
Step 6) Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
Step 7) Turn oven the on.
Step 8) Take 4 whisks of drinky.
Step 9) Turk the bastey
Step 10) Whiskey another bottle of get.
Step 11) Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
Step 12) Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.
Step 13) Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
Step 14) Take the oven out of the turkey.
Step 15) Take the oven out of the turkey.
Step 16) floor the turkey up off of the pick.
Step 17) Turk the carvey.
Step 18) Get our self another scottle of botch.
Step 19) Tet the sable and pour your self a glass of turkey.
Step 20) Bless the saying pass and eat out