Found some tacky Jokes

by Monster 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • Monster
    Monster
    40 Things Never Said By Southerners

    40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
    39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
    38. Duct tape won't fix that.
    37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
    36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
    35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
    34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
    33. You can't feed that to the dog.
    32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
    31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
    30. Wrasslin's fake.
    29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
    28. We're vegetarians.
    27. Do you think my gut is too big?
    26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
    25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
    24. Who's Richard Petty?
    23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
    22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
    21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
    20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
    19. Trim the fat off that steak.
    18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
    17. The tires on that truck are too big.
    16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
    15. I've got it all on the C drive.
    14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
    13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
    12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
    11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
    10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
    09. Checkmate.
    08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
    07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
    06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
    05. I don't have a favorite college team.
    04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
    03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
    02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
    01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

    Sorry Simon I tried to put it in the jokes section, but i keep getting an error message.

  • Francois
    Francois

    SOUTHERNERS UNITE!

    We must answer this slur upon our character, upon our wimmen, an' upon our chillluns. We got to come up with some northern stuff you never hear. And maybe some California stuff too. Never let it be said that we have just sat on our cans and not responded. I am volunteering to compile a list of things northerners never say. My mail is open. Just send 'em in, and when we have 20 or so, I'll publish them suckers.

    Francois standing by, and in a fightin' mood.

  • Monster
    Monster

    lmao

    Oh my god what have I started, so sorry southerners LMAO

    let the games began!!

    Peace James

    Edited by - Monster on 17 November 2002 1:32:58

  • ugg
    ugg

    UFF DA,,,YA!!!! YUUS SUNDRENERS ARE QUITE DA OUTFET DEN....YEEEZ,,,,I DINK YUUS AINT GOT NONE OF DEM DER FINNEY BONES....SHEEZ....

  • willdabeerman
    willdabeerman

    something you never here northerners say......yeah i know i got a pretty boy bmw sport utilty vehicle,but i dont mind getting it dirty,lets go muddin.

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