Republican Fight Song

by wasasister 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • wasasister
    wasasister

    To all my Republican friends.

    (It's HUMOR, people...if you don't have any, go buy some!)

    If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (clap clap)
    If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (clap clap)
    If you're happy and you know it,
    And you really want to show it
    If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq
    If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq
    If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq
    If your equities are falling,
    and your losses are appalling
    If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq.
    If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq
    If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq
    If the euro keeps on climbing,
    put your trust in W's timing,
    If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq
    If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq,
    If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq,
    If the GDP is shrinking,
    And W's back to drinking,
    If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq,
    Are they checking Halliburton? Bomb Are they checking Halliburton? Bomb Iraq
    If they're checking Halliburton
    And for Cheney jail looks certain
    If they're checking Halliburton, bomb Iraq
    If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq
    If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq
    If Noelle gets caught with crack
    and the twins drop booze for smack
    If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq
    To get drilling in the Arctic, bomb Iraq,
    To get drilling in the Arctic, bomb Iraq,
    You can run us out of oil,
    With the Middle East aboil,
    To get drilling in the Arctic, bomb Iraq.
    If the pundits call you "moron," bomb Iraq
    If the pundits call you "moron," bomb Iraq
    If the pundits call you moron
    Then it's time to get your war on
    If the pundits call you "moron," bomb Iraq
    If your polls are falling, bomb Iraq,
    If your polls are falling, bomb Iraq,
    If your polls are falling,
    and Congress is a-stalling
    If your polls are falling, bomb Iraq.
    To divert public attention, bomb To divert public attention, bomb To divert public attention,
    From the doings of your henchmen
    To divert public attention, bomb

  • Mac
    Mac

    See you've been peruzing your latest talking points!

    mac, of the yes, i am laughing, but at who?, class

  • Amazing
    Amazing

    That was good Wasasister: I am registered Republican ... and enjoy the humor. Kind of remnids me of the stuff Rush Limbaugh had done with the Democrats and the Clintons. Turn about is fair play.

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    LOL

    Shari, of the neither Rebublican or Democrat party.

  • TTBoy
    TTBoy

    I like the part about bombing Iraq!!!! - Bomb them to get them Fixed

    Iran - I think 50%? of the population is under the age of 25 and throws rocks at the Koran receiters and wear jeans - They'll Fix themselves.

    Let's see....who else......

    North Korea - good bye to your 200k (gallons/barrels I forget) of heating oil the US supplies. - Will get fixed

    Pakastan - Fixed

    Japan - Fixed

    Germany - Fixed

    Russia - Fixed

    Italy - Fixed

    France - Pussies - Can't be Fixed

    Mexico - Too Corupt to be Fixed

    China - Beyond Fixing

    Afganistan - Getting fixed

    Saudi Arabia - Needs to be fixed - BAD!

    Anyone who doesn't want to be fixed?

    BOMBS AWAY!

    Feel free to add who else needs to be fixed.

    TT

  • larc
    larc

    Yep, and I am a Republican too. I think the only other one I know for sure here is TR. Now as far as bombing Iraq, I told Bush to only do that as last resort. He understood that, even though he is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

  • FLDude
    FLDude

    I'm real new here. Just wanted to say I'm Republican. Enjoyed the song anyway.

    I'm thinking about getting involved politically. In my city, the city council insists on spending $40 mill (US) on a park right next to a sewer plant!!

    No, I didn't have sex with Ms. Lewinsky either!!

  • UnDisfellowshipped
    UnDisfellowshipped

    TTBoy said:

    Feel free to add who else needs to be fixed.

    Bill Clinton

    Ted Jaracz

    J.R. Brown

    The Pope

    Edited by - UnDisfellowshipped on 22 October 2002 5:20:10

  • reagan_oconnor
    reagan_oconnor

    LMAO!

    ~Another registered Republican with a sense of humor

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