I read this in the nurses station at the doctors office today. I thought it was very cute!
My appetite is my Shepard
I always want.
It maketh me to sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to the refridgerator repeatedly.
It leadeth me in the path of
Burger King for a Whopper.
It destroyeth my shape.
Yea, though I knoweth I Gaineth
I will not Stop Eating
For the food tasteth so Good.
The Ice Cream and Cookies, they comfort me.
When the table is spread for me,
It Exciteth me.
For I knowth that soon I shall dig in!
As I fillith my plate continuously,
My clothes runneth smaller.
Surely bulges and excess weight shall
Follow me all the days of my life,
And I will be FAT FOREVER.