Feb 2014 WT Study article

jgnat

Why did the Witness cross the road?
jhine

Dunno , someone had to ask !!

I'm going for the worst pun in the 2013 JWN Awards with my contribution .

BTW have they really cut that bit out of John ?

Jan
never a jw

They have cut it. According to scholars the passage about "casting the first stone" is not part of the original text. I don't know if that's the WT's reasoning. If it is, I only hope that they heed more the scholarly research and realized that the Bible with its countless mistakes and contradiction, multiple forgeries and revisions can only be a man made book.
jhine

Thanks never a jw.

Jan
MMXIV

Do they still encourage the elders to arrive early at the kh to greet their flock? Early Bird gets the worm!
molybdenum

Thanks for all the "bird" replies.

I think it's now time to branch out onto another topic.

Maybe the society will have more articles in the future

explaining how the birds will devour the corpses and other gory details

in full colour.

Well, gotta fly.

By the way, the witness crossed the road for a fowl purpose

( or is that the chicken)
prologos

the witness crossed the road to come here,

to get his "wings"

a symbol that pilots get after their first solo flight. freedom at last.