Feb 2014 WT Study article

by molybdenum 26 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • molybdenum

    The caption under the picture in the first article

    Hail Christ—The Glorious King!


    Birds will be called on to cleanse the earth (See paragraph 18)

    I think that is a fowl thing to say.

    It must surely sow seeds of doubt in many.

    Looks like the WTS is winging it as far as Bible prohecy is concerned.

    But I guess I shouldn't get into a flap about it.

  • exwhyzee

    If I may stick my beak in for a moment, but when it comes to these droppings, from The Goose That laid The Golden Egg, (AKA the Governing Body) it's better for the Watchtower Society if most JW's continue to take a birds eye view of their literature rather than peck away at the misleading teachings they encounter therein. There'd be little left to line their bird cages and they'd run the risk of flying the coop and migrating away altogether.

  • Bobcat

    Your right. It is a "fowl" thing to say. (Perhaps you meant "foul.")

  • moomanchu

    It could ruffle some feathers and make some fly the coop.

    The GB bird brain ideas are for the birds.

    I say just flip them the bird and be a freebird.

  • lisavegas420

    That bird comment might ruffle a few feathers. It looks like the GB is just wing'n it.

  • Witness My Fury
    Witness My Fury

    Doh! Bobcat didnt get it.

    The GB are quackers and have the collective brains of a headless chicken.

  • Zoos

    They keep squaking about this because they're a bunch of loons who are bittern because the end hasn't come yet. They have some gull repeating this guano all the time. They act like a bunch of heron addicts. Pay those turkeys no attention. They'll all be eating crow before too long.

  • Iown Mylife
    Iown Mylife

    LOL thank you for the laffs, u all!


  • Pondering

    Counting their chickens before they're hatched, I see! It's only about ruling the roost and reinforcing the pecking order. They really need to get their ducks in a row before this becomes an albatross around their necks.

  • Splash

    What a bunch of tits.

  • stillin

    While the conductor crows over this, the congregation will parrot the answers.

  • jhine

    It seems that they are Robin us of our sanity , all the bird brained comments on this thread ! We will have to watch like Hawks for any more Owlers


  • Zoos

    LOL all ya'll!

  • Designer Stubble
    Designer Stubble

    And then ask yourself...

    When was the last article the WTBTS wrote on "Cultivating the fruitage of the Spirit" or "Developing Christ-Like qualities and compassion"

    Since leaving five years ago, I keep my eyes open, perhaps I have missed it, but I honestly cannot remmeber seeing any such.

    I loved studying the Greatest Man book at the bookstudy back in the 80/90s - and now they have even cut Jesus' compassion out of their Bibles (eliminating John 8 were he states "he without sin cast the first stone")

    Unfortunately this has gone all so gradual, that few recognize that they are in a destructive pharisee CULT, lead by mind-controlling power hungry leaders. They think they have "the truth" not realizing how far away from it, their organization really is.

  • tornapart

    As bad as the over-flapping generation...

  • leftbelow

    YOu Guys are so Punny

  • Oubliette

    Now doubt this will inspire the congregatoin to "Do More" in the ministry. We'll likely see another month of Beak Bublishers as the flock to spread the turd!

    Spread the Turd

  • VM44

    "Birds will be called on to cleanse the earth"

    What?! No Anti-matter will be used?

    I am disappointed.

  • tornapart

    ROFL!! Oub!! I had a mouthful of coffee just then and my pc screen nearly got plastered!

  • piztjw

    Counting their chickens before they're hatched,

    I've wondered how one can count chickens before they're hatched? We all know that eggs hatch. So will they have egg on their face?

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