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  • WatchTower87

    - 23 day to go .

    Annual Meeting Unofficial Rumors

    - New Bible

    - New NWT (revision)

    - New light great crowd

    - Others possibility?

  • Londo111

    While we are speculating…maybe a new endtime prediction?

    I do think that a Revised NWT is pretty credible bet.

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    My money is on chucking the literal 144k

  • frankiespeakin

    Maybe a special video for brain washing the small children to be future Corporation lackeys and encouragement for them with learning a construction trade thus be useful to the Corporation's money making scheme of real estate flipping?

  • pixel

    I spoke with a bethelite the other they, and he told me that they were rumors about a new Bible going around in Bethel. Let's wait and see.

  • label licker
    label licker

    Or maybe they are the only ones going to heaven, that the 144,000 will be the ones chosen to rule here on earth instead of heaven and that they haven't been chosen yet. Just because the bible says they will rule as kings and priests over the earth doesn't mean they have to be in heaven to be ruleing. The queen rules over england and canada and doesn't have to be dead or in heaven to rule over her subjects.

    Or maybe they will discuss how they will keep the festival of booths as stated in Zechariah 14:16-19. Since they never taught this scripture or others pertaining to the feasts, which are Yehovah's feasts or appointed times with his people.(Lev 23:2 and on)

    I say it will be a new bible with a centerfold of the eight stooges!

  • Legacy


    Last week the local needs were read & it was about moving the HDQ to Patterson, maybe they stopped the presses because of the move. Just a thought...or maybe they are going to write a more simplified version. Last night a brother had the reading of 1 Cor. ???, he struggled not because he couldn't read but the way the NWT is worded...It makes you tongue tied. When I read a scripture, I have to make sure it flows...some of the scriptures sound like the KJV...except for the thees & thous.

    One thing is for sure, witnesses sure do "Rumor" alot...telephone, telegram, tele witness...


  • JW GoneBad
    JW GoneBad

    Okay! Let's say it is a new Bible. No doubt it has a goodly amount of changes otherwise why come out with a new Bible?

    Do we not have a mole or two, informants on the inside who have knowledge of said new release who can help us out? It would be greatly appreciated!

    Didn't we here on JWN get our personal copy of the new elders' secret manual 'Shepherd The Flock Of God' book long before the elders got their personal copy? Please!!!

    Nothing would raddle Mother more!

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    My sources tell me there's a new bible.

    They also tell me that it is NOT the "big news" to be released at this meeting: something bigger is going to be announced.

  • JW GoneBad
    JW GoneBad

    Thank you breakfast of champions . As you know we here at JWN enjoy getting under Mother's skin!

    Nothing would rock her boat right now more than knowing ahead of time what that 'BIG NEWS' is! So can your sources be a little lot more specific? Thank you again!

    PS: You state in an earlier post that perhaps there may be a major change to the doctrine of the 144,000. Can your sources elaborate?

  • OnTheWayOut

    Annual Meeting Unofficial Rumors

    - The end is right around the corner.

    - You need to obey us to survive it.

    - While we were "zealous" or "over enthusiastic" or had to reexamine our views in the past, we have adjusted and we are not now wrong about anything.

    - We need your money.

  • slimboyfat

    Maybe two GB members are going to come out as gay and announce plans to get married.

    Maybe they're going to reveal that Fred Franz's head has been frozen and stored in a safe location (in Wallkill) in preparation for the time when medical advances will allow his resuscitation.

    Maybe they are going to announce that the Revelation - Its Grand Climax is at Hand book was intended as a joke (the clue was in the crude name) but since no one noticed they thought they better clear the matter up.

    Maybe they are going to promote Farkel to the Governing Body and give him his own column in the Watchtower magazine.

    Maybe they are going to disclose a fresh revelation to the faithful slave that all Jehovah's Witnesses should change their underwear five times a day. And to prove compliance with the new regulation all underwear must be worn on the outside of your trousers at all times.

    Maybe they are moving the world headquarters to Sao Paulo because it's sunnier and the girls are cute.

  • NVR2L8

    They are going to elaborate on the new World Headquarters to create a buzz and generate excitement with the goal to increase donations for the project...they will use the example of faithful Israel who provided more than enough to build Jehovah's house.

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    Hey JWGB. . .

    Nope that was it. All I have is that the new bible isn't the "big news". Something else is up.

    The 144k thingy is my personal speculation. Drastic, yet relatively harmless.

    Anything else materializes, you'll be the first to know.

  • WatchTower87

    New bible is confirmed?

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions
    New bible is confirmed?

    Evidently, yes.

  • Separation of Powers
    Separation of Powers

    Rumours....are we talking Fleetwood Mac here? Cause that's the only "Rumours" I want to hear right now.

  • RubaDub

    The 144,000 will be considered a symbolic number that equates to an actual number of 144,000 plus those who have a heavenly hope and figuratively have partaken of the bread and wine while being in a covenant relationship with their spiritual brothers here on earth.

    It will be announced that a detailed explaination will be given in the July 15, 2014 Watchtower study article and most in attendance will agree that nothing has changed.

    The term "overlapping partakers" will be introduced at that time.

    Rub a Dub

  • transhuman68

    They are going to announce a new tithing arrangement. All cheapskate witnesses have to donate 10% or they can go to the Devil, LOL.

  • scary21

    Label Licker may be on to something. I recall someone did an essay, or something, about the 144,000 ruling UPON the earth and not OVER the earth. According to the Greek wording.

    Slimboyfat, LOL


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