Actual Newspaper Classifieds

by TheRecordCollector 2 Replies latest jw friends

  • TheRecordCollector
    TheRecordCollector

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
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    FREE PUPPIES:
    1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
    1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
    -----------------------------
    FREE PUPPIES...
    PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG
    ---------------------------
    GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
    NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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    FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
    LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
    BEEN OUT AWHILE...
    BETTER BE REWARD...
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    1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB --
    $850/offer
    ----------------------------
    SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
    ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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    COWS FOR SALE, NEVER BRED...
    ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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    FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY.
    LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
    ------------------------------------
    NORDIC TRACK $300
    HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
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    HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER -
    "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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    GEORGIA PEACHES
    CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
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    NICE PARACHUTE:
    NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
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    TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
    WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
    STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.
    ----------------------------
    EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
    QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.
    -------------------------------------------
    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
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    ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES
    FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
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    FOR SALE BY OWNER
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
    Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.
    No longer needed.
    Got married last weekend. BITCH knows everything.

    I thought those were pretty good, and I wanted to share them with you.
    Doug

    "Unconditional Love Is The Most Precious Of All Gifts"..........
    "Practice Random Acts Of Kindness & Senseless Beauty"

  • ChiChiMama
    ChiChiMama

    I sure enjoyed them.
    Thanks,

    Does anyone why the photo in my signature is showing up as a clickable link instead of displaying the photo?

    ChiChi
    http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/9c9f4603/bc/My+Photos/big+eyed+jumping+chi.gif?bc6pZA9AwLIz.f9q

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    HAHHAHA ohh those were tooo funny!!!!

    Vennie

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