South African man claims to be Jesus

His Excellency

http://naijamayor.com/south-african-man-claims-to-be-jesus/
minimus

Looks like the Jesus I saw on Good Times!
DATA-DOG

I had my doubts until I read about his giant water snake!
minimus

Yes, he sounds legit to me too.
MrFreeze

How can he be Jesus if Lars is already Jesus?
minimus

That IS Lars.
DATA-DOG

That guy is never posting at the same time as LARS, and you never see them together......
MrFreeze

But he isn't singing Diana Ross songs.
mP

I thought Lars was heading to Jamaica. I guess he used his super powers to zap over to South Africa.
keyser soze

I met a Mexican man who claimed to be Jesus.