New New World Translation will be announced

by MC RubberMallet 15 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • MC RubberMallet
    MC RubberMallet

    Apparently, the original writings of the Bible canon have been found in Warwick, NY. The New World Translation will be updated to clarify discrepancies.

    Here are some noteworthy changes:

    1) In Genesis, right after Satan sinned, he "pretty much disassociated himself", the original writings noted. Therefore, in the book of Job, Satan did attend the heavenly meeting, but sat in the back and left as soon as it was over. And in Matthew 4, Satan tried to tempt Jesus, but Jesus ignored him. He didnt even greet him.

    2) Proverbs 4:18 has been changed to its original rendition: Jehovah will keep giving CT Russell and everyone after him wrong teachings until He decides they actually deserve the truth. "Truth" will always change and will leave all His people confused about what is the actual final truth, until Armageddon.

    3) Acts 15:29 will also be revised: to keep abstaining from... four major blood components. Fractions are acceptable, though, if your weak conscience allows...

    4) Jesus and Jeremiah s never spoke out against the religious leaders of Jehovahs chosen nation. He waited on Jehovah. In fact, He's still alive on earth because hes been waiting humbly since.

    4) Acts 5 actually describes Ananias and Sapphira died because they lied on their time slips. Also, there are annual reports on the stats of Jehvahs org was founded in Eden until Jerusalem destroyed in 70 ce.

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  • MC RubberMallet
    MC RubberMallet

    On an Ipad, please excuse typos. More to be revealed....

  • Tater-T
    Tater-T

    good one..

  • Brother of the Hawk
    Brother of the Hawk

    Will there be a substancial revision on Revelation so that it doesn't resemble that John was on a bad LSD trip?

    Do these new manuscripts reveal who the evil slave is? Or who truly the F&DS is?

  • mP
    mP

    Is the OLD NEW WORLD TRANSLATION apostate now ?

  • mP
    mP

    1) In Genesis, right after Satan sinned, he "pretty much disassociated himself", the original writings noted. Therefore, in the book of Job, Satan did attend the heavenly meeting, but sat in the back and left as soon as it was over. And in Matthew 4, Satan tried to tempt Jesus, but Jesus ignored him. He didnt even greet him.

    Satan is never mentioned in Genesis. Thats a downright lie, show me where the name or title "Satan" appears.

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    I believe the 10 commandments now state thou shalt drive a four door car suitable for field service activities.

  • mP
    mP

    Strange for a christian to have lesbian as a name....Sapphias must be related to Sapphic.

  • Phizzy
    Phizzy

    Is Etymology a great study of yours mP ? LOL

    Good spoof Mr R.M . The sad thing is that as JW's read the scriptures, their brainwashed minds change the real meaning in to WT-Think and they read them just as you have written them.

    There really is no need for a NNWT, the mind-control used by the WT does it all.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    And the New New World Translation will still show that Jehovah's Law is crystal clear about many trivial things like not wearing two different types of fabric, while not even vaguely condemning the capturing of virgin girls as sex slaves right after killing their family as long as you call them "wives."

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