Foolproof Dating Tip for Men

by MeanMrMustard 24 Replies latest social relationships

  • MeanMrMustard
    MeanMrMustard

    I am prompted to impart this piece of priceless information upon all men, due to the number of dating topics posted lately.

    Some women like to size you up by the animals you like. If given the choice among animals, choose the cutest one. It doesn't matter that you hate them. Just tell her you like cats or ferrets or bunnies.

    That is all..

    Context:

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/social/relationships/220169/1/Foolproof-Dating-Tip-For-Women

    MeanMrMustard

  • PaintedToeNail
    PaintedToeNail

    Funny, yet I did that myself. I wouldn't date men who hated cats. From my own trial and error, I found that most men who hate cats have control issues. Cats don't like to be bossed and ordered around, neither do women. Men who hate cats usually love dogs. Dogs will do anything to have the 'master' or 'man' in this instance, give them attention, they will even literally eat shit.

    I do have and love a dog, but this is in addition to having cats.

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    So girls, what do you say when a man says he wants to pet your pussy ... cat?

  • bigmouth
    bigmouth

    Painted ToeNail, you are clearly a disciple of mine. MMM is shamelessly leading others to the Billiard Room with a piece of lead piping.

  • PaintedToeNail
    PaintedToeNail

    Thanks bigmouth! lol!

    00DAD-I once went out a few times with a guy who decided to bring a porn movie to my house, my pussy-cat, Boo, attacked him! Clawed him good he did. Good kitty, Good kitty! I showed the guy the door and never went out with him again.

  • Twitch
    Twitch
    From my own trial and error, I found that most men who hate cats have control issues. Cats don't like to be bossed and ordered around, neither do women. Men who hate cats usually love dogs. Dogs will do anything to have the 'master' or 'man' in this instance, give them attention, they will even literally eat shit.

    There may be some correlation there...lol

    On the other hand...

  • PaintedToeNail
    PaintedToeNail

    Twitch-that looks exactly like my Boo, who rescued me from the weirdo!

  • Twitch
    Twitch

    :)

    Mine's a silver tabby, is the good natured, friendly type and never hurt anything that wasn't rodentia or avian.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    "From my own trial and error, I found that most men who hate cats have control issues."

    Sorry but I really don't agree. When I married my cat-hating husband I explained the theory of headship to him (have to admit the jw programming was still somewhat there) and he looked at me as if I was crazy and said we'll have none of that our marriage is 50/50. Control issues my ass. We're both first borns. We bud heads every once in a while but neither one of us controls the other.

    And let me tell you, the reason my husband hates cats is because of the reaction he has when he is exposed to them. He can't breathe! And now that he's disabled any exposure puts him down for two days! And don't say maybe he should take something for it. The man's on 22 pills a day as it is. He doesn't want to take any more than he has to and would love to stop taking what he has to now.

    Frankly this theory is a crock of shit.

    I'm not mad, just really don't like this theory.

  • Twitch
    Twitch

    Generalizations and stereotypes can be fun and are a staple of comedy. I have and prefer cats and can be a control freak when needed ;)

    In reality, I don't think one's preference for pets is an indicator of what they are like in a relationship.

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