2012 Predictions

by free2beme 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • free2beme

    That time of the year again, did this last year and got a few right. Which was cool. So, let's see what I get right, or wrong in 2012.


    1. 3D movies will see a major downfall in attendence, as the idea as worn thin and the economy will see people cutting expenses.

    2. Lindsey Lohan will become a nun.

    3. Robert Redford, Sean Conery, will die this year.


    1. Obama will get reelected, because the GOP could not come up with someone who did not credit God to much. Ron Paul, will have run on a independent ticket, which will spit what GOP votes would have been possible.

    2. Newt will drop out of the race by March.

    3. Obama will have a different VP on the ticket, as Joe will end up having an illness that prevents him from running again.


    1. Europe, around Germany, will have the biggest earthquake in over 200 years.

    2. Iraq will be taken over by Iran. Iraq will celebrate the idea, and call USA the great Satan.

    3. The Euro will drop to a level, that is worth less than the US dollar. This will cause the crash of two US banks, and three European banks.


    1. New York City will be the first large city to declare itself bankrupt.

    2. Retail sales will drop to record low.

    3. Gas prices will drop, but with unemployment at record levels. It will have no affect on recovery.


    1. Flooding in India will kill hundreds of thousands.

    2. San Diego will be hit by a storm so serious, it nearly destroys the city and causes thousands of deaths.

    3. Denver, Omaha and Rapid City will all be hit by a earthquake so serious that sends fears of end of the world perdictions.


    1. Muslims will have a major terrorist strike in two US cities, on the same day. San Fransisco and Miami.

    2. Huge increase in suicide due to fears of 12/21/2012

    3. Jehovahs Witnesses will predict the end is closer, that Jehovah is on their side, that 2012 is not it ... as no one knows the time or date of the end, but still benefit from an increase in meeting attendence due to fear.


    1. Continued draught in Texas area

    2. Huricanne Season will be at all time high, one western side of North America. All except one, that will hit with record force on North Carolina.

    3. Mass flooding in North West USA, mainly Washington.

    There, done ... lets see what happens. Happy 2012.

  • Voices

    Jesus will return

    I hope i'm wrong. I'm REALLY not ready.....i mean seriously...cradle of filth...


  • finally awake
    finally awake

    Link to last year's predictions please....

  • cedars
    There, done ... lets see what happens. Happy 2012.

    Given the morbid nature of your predictions, I assume that was meant as a joke?!


  • EntirelyPossible

    1. Continued draught in Texas area

    Draught beer?

  • mrquik

    EP; I've been to Texas & the way they drink there could easily be a drought on draught.

  • free2beme

    I take the beer... oh, I was completely serious. Especially about Lohan being the nun.

  • cofty

    I really don't understand this - not amusing at all.

  • skeeter1

    1. Muslims will have a major terrorist strike in two US cities, on the same day. San Fransisco and Miami.

    You did not put in a reason, so I will, San Francisco because of the gays, and Miami because of the drag queens? LOL


    p.s. Ever see the Drag Queen Drop in Key West on New Year's Eve? It's on my Bucket List!

    p.s.s. I'm trying to be funny. Don't be offended if you are gay or a drag queen, ok!?!

  • Azazel

    I predict that free2beme's predictions all come true except for Lindsey Lohan...no please no

  • Iamallcool

    Rick Fearon will be banned this year.


    The world will end. Repent.

    The world will not end. Go forth and sin you pagans.

  • EntirelyPossible

    EP; I've been to Texas & the way they drink there could easily be a drought on draught.

    I spend far too much time in Texas. I probably go at least a dozen times a year.

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    One of us will have a bowel movement in the next 24 hours

  • Finally-Free
    One of us will have a bowel movement in the next 24 hours



  • Azazel

    wha happened?

    Gold! pure Gold

  • flipper

    The Australia child abuse lawsuit against the WT society will cost the WT society a boatload of $$$$ and the courts will rule against the WT society and order millions of $$$$ paid to child abuse victims and insist the WT society pay penalties for not cooperating with law enforcement. Whether any JW will get indicted and put in jail remains to be seen, yet I do believe there will be a huge financial liability in this case. Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • WTWizard

    Jehovah's Witlesses will report another nominal peak, due to more fake time slips and coercions of children. Their donations will drop modestly--not as much because of the guilt trips placed on old-timers that can hardly afford it now.

    As for the world, I expect Ron Paul will be cheated out of a win. They will use intimidation at the caucuses to prevent him from winning, and they will rig machines to Perry-ize any Paul votes in primaries. We will have Perry elected because people are sick of Osama Obama, and the Establishment will guarantee Perry getting nominated whatever it takes. At least, we will have a Perry, Gingrich, and Romney choice with everyone else getting knocked off.

    Once Perry is elected, he will finalize the country's descent into tyranny. Using the framework Osama Obama created, he will bring us closer to Agenda 21+. Before that, SOPA passes and is signed by Osama Obama, preventing anyone from finding out what is going on. The NDAA act gets implemented, and people are in for a rude awakening when they find out that they needed to issue 1099 forms, courtesy Osama ObamaCare, for every transaction where at least 600 toilet papers' worth of value was transacted between two entities in any one tax year.

  • Mary

    I will return to work tomorrow.

  • sabastious

    2012 will be a year unlike any other for good and bad.


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