I would not be a JW.
I would not be a JW
Not for a dollar or more
You couldn't keep me interested
I would rather be poor.
They come to your door
Knockin' as they may
They ask you to listen more
but never let you have any say.
Now when it comes to blood
They would rather die
They say it is their belief
And I have to ask why.
They say its in the scripture
They say this is proof
This they can not show me
This I say, is a spoof.
They say their bible is correct
They say that it is right
I try to hold back my laughs
I try with all my might.
Their religion is man made
They say it is from God
I say Mr. Franz helped make it up
When done he gave his nod(of approval).
Their religion is a cult
All my books say it
THEY are doing the Devils work
They found the perfect fit.
So do yourself a favor
And go out in the land
Find your God and Savior
Take Jesus by the hand.
I would not be a JW
not through any seasons
I am smarter than that
I gave you some reasons.
I am Apostate Man
Thanks for reading my story
Now all of you go out
And give God the glory.
Thanks for reading the above and remember, always add pepper to your vomit BEFORE you lap it back up.