"emergency kit / go-bags" Witnesses could take a lesson from here!

stuckinarut2

We all know how the witnesses love to brag about being "prepared by Jehovah" to cope with disasters etc.... and to have an emergency kit!
Its all been done before....and not through "guidance by Jehovah"!
https://www.lds.org/topics/emergency-preparedness?lang=eng
Barrold Bonds

actually all the stuff about go-bags is a FEMA thing that both religions have passed on.
It's actually a pretty good idea for people to have something like this.
Protarded

Tuna and .45 Have a contingency.
jwleaks

Nuff said...
zeb

very good idea. plus toilet paper and condoms..
WTWizard

Since they are so sure that the value of gold will follow the dollar to zero, why don't they invest in silver instead? Or I suppose they view that as worthless, too. As with OBVES predicting the end of the world sometime in 2011, I stand to be corrected on my forecast that the jokehovians are going to be plenty screwed when the dollar becomes toilet paper. And the ones that will have at least a few days' buffer went against theocraptic arrangement.
stuckinarut2

Nice one jwleaks!