God appeared to me on the Microwave.

NomadSoul

He said, "Nomad, I want you to buy tickets to the Gold Cup Final in California. USA will win the cup over Mexico 3-1".
Who am I to argue with Jehovah?
jam

next time you talk to God, ask if he can give you the winning
lottery numbers for next Sat.
NomadSoul

Jehovah says that the numbers for this saturday are: 09-11-21-46-48 10
jam

If those number hit, you would have over 200 winners or more.
JRK

God does have a bubbly goodness in the microwave.
JK