>>THE PERFECT PRESENTATION TO CONFUSE
>>HOUSEHOLDERS
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>>Greetings, I'm a member of the great crowd of
>>other sheep rendering sacred service to the
>>Ancient of Days in the earthly courtyard of the
>>spiritual temple by following the example of
>>the fine shepherd and engaging as a pioneer in
>>preaching the good news of the kingdom with the
>>sword of the spirit. We are helping to warn
>>those not familiar with the Divine Name that the
>>second presence of the Chief Agent of Life has
>>begun, and soon the last days will reach their
>>culmination when the scarlet-colored wild beast
>>will turn on the harlot and destroy Babylon
>>the Great, beginning the great tribulation
>>which is climaxed by Har-Magedon and the ruler of
>>the world, now in Tartarus, being thrown into the
>>abyss for the rest of the last Adam's millennial
>>reign. However, antitypical apostate Jerusalem
>>with her man of lawlessness class is supporting
>>the false prophet and fighting against the
>>anointed remnant of spiritual Israel, the
>>ambassadors of heavenly Jerusalem, and their
>>envoys, who are keeping themselves without spot
>>from the world and who would rather go to Sheol
>>or Hades than Gehenna by rejecting the theocracy
>>proclaimed by the faithful and discreet slave and
>>the Governing Body of the spiritual paradise on
>>earth today. So, if you don't want to subscribe
>>to these horses, here's a program schedule for
>>the Kingdom Hall, where you can come and learn
>>more about New Jerusalem, new heavens, new earth,
>>new commandment, new birth, new lump, new song,
>>new creation, new personality, and the new
>>covenant. Thank you for your time...which is not
>>to be confused with a time and times and half a
>>time.
PRESENTATION TO CONFUSE HOUSEHOLDERS
by sawthelight 3 Replies latest jw friends
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sawthelight
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alliwannadoislive
is this supposed to be a joke ? i've heard people going down this line ! people who criticise civil servants have just never listened to jargonised jw's ...
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Francois
alliwannadoislive:
I think there is an article missing from your tag line. What are you really trying to say with it?
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terafera
SAWTHELIGHT:
ROTFLMAO! Good one... I never noticed how much jargon the Witnesses have! Very funny