Masturbation is GAY

by expatbrit 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Yes that's right, you heard me! At least, according to this website: http://www.goodmorals.org/sterile.html , which explains that masturbation is sex with someone of the same sex, namely, YOU! Chalk another one up on the Christidiocy scale.

    Better lie down, I'm starting to feel a bit queer now.

    Expatbrit

  • Naeblis
    Naeblis

    I'm fantastic.

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    But Expatbrit, No one knows what I like better than me. Whats your point

    I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.
  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Lilacs:

    You leave my point out of this, luvvy!

    Expatbrit

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    Why, were going to play with it?

    I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.
  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Didn't your Mother tell you never to bite off more than you can chew?

  • ILoveUncleBruce
    ILoveUncleBruce

    I've never had more than I can chew. LOL

    Darn posting limit! Exapatbrit, Lilacs here

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Well, if you love Uncle Bruce, I can see why that would be the case!

    Expatbrit

  • ILoveUncleBruce
    ILoveUncleBruce

    I thought everyone loved UncleBruce. You mean there are some here who don't? Why I oughta..............

  • oscartheduck
    oscartheduck

    The above reminds me of a joke.

    When do you know that you've had a thick *ahem* cum?

    When she has to chew before she can swallow

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    The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126 "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible "

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