Given that I have 4 very large dogs, I like this one:
'Jehovah's Witnesses welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
What would you say?
What sign would you hang on your gate?
by Amha·aret 8 Replies latest jw friends
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Witness 007
Jehovah's Witnesses are welcome for lunch! Come straight in! = Jeffery Dahmers twin brother.
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billie jean
JEHOVAHS WITNESSES WELCOME, COME IN SIT DOWN AND I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH...
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DoomVoyager
Jehovah's Witnesses Welcome: Ask Me About Your Religion
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blondie
If you are really serious, I would:
1) send a registered letter to the nearest KH, addressed to the Presiding Overseer, asking to be put on the Do Not Call List and ask for written confirmation.
2) Post a "No Trespassing" sign (according to the legal requirements in your area)
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Amha·aret
Hi Blondie,
No, I'm not serious. I was just joking around. I don't mind if they call but none of the r&f are brave enough to. We've had a couple of elders visit on occasion but they always ask before calling around.
Am
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Amha·aret
What about....
" My dog can make it to the gate in 5.8 seconds. Can you? "
VBEG
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halcyon
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IHaveADream
Welcome to all Jehovah's Witnesses in the area:
We are running a special today! We are offering a two for one price on neutering being as how the men in the congregation only have one ball and the women have three.
Just fill out the forms and help yourself to the free Kool-aid