I PRAYED FOR THE MEMBERS.

by Pureheart 2 Replies latest jw friends

  • Pureheart
    Pureheart

    Dear Lord,

    I have made many new friends and they need your help. I will pray for them by name and for the ones that I do NOT name please help them to, for some of them know not what they do or say. Please forgive them Lord.
    Strengthen the ones that have weaknesses and make the stronger ones better.

    1. Rev B is at the top of the list for causing anger and contention among the brethren.
    2. Naeblis for letting Rev B make his tongue sin.
    3. Jemimah needs protection from the WTS boot.
    4. Metatron need to live to see you pay the WT back.
    5. Amazing need to see the WTS go down. If not that will be amazing.
    6. Kent need to be blessed to continue to write what is true and to keep his feet solidly fixed on the ground in order not to kick someone’s A…
    7. Mindchilds mouth need to be washed out in order to be washed whiter that snow.
    8. Simon need help to lead your people oh Lord, even though sometimes he knoweth not where he goeth.
    9. Ashitaka need help so that when the JW elders is at his door they can be beamed up. (Beam them up Scottie)
    10. ISP—if its your will oh Lord, let him be “one” of my husbands in the afterlife.
    11. Celtic—write a special book for him on Lord, and “please” interpret it first:
    12. Logical—please help this one to “defend” oneself when someone speaks.
    13. Farkel—Please give him a new face in paradise.
    14. JT—Please let him look like Jesus in the New World, so that I can wash his feet.
    15. Wtlies—Please let this one know the truth and be set free.
    16. Jan H—Please let him look like the picture that he has posted.

    Pureheart

  • ISP
    ISP

    hey Pureheart...

    I kinda like your religion....

    ISP

  • Kent
    Kent

    I almost got religious;)

    Here is the only prayer for me, and I use it frequently!:

    Our Waiter, which art in Pub:
    hallowed be thy name.
    Thy service come. Thy will be to serve us untill we fall off our chairs.
    Give us today our daily beer.
    And forgive us our debts, as we forgive your ungodly prices.
    And lead us into intoxication, but deliver us from hangover.
    For thine is the tip and the cleaning up; for ever and ever.
    Cheers!

    Yachyd Da

    Kent

    I need the new KM's as they come! Please send me scans!

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