A very faithful Jehovah's Witness.
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about the Good News of the Kingdom. She would often stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE JEHOVAH!"
Next door to her lived an Apostate who would get angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Jehovah.
Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed to Jehovah to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and cried "JEHOVAH GOD, I Need help! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME
The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and exclaimed "PRAISE BE TO JEHOVAH.
Her neighbour who was gardening at the time, stood up from behind a bush and said, My dear! I’ve told you there is no God. I bought those groceries, God didn't."
The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "PRAISE JEHOVAH. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them as well.
Radar
All that we see or seem/ Is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allen Poe