Well it looks like I'm going to have to make some big changes in New York on Saturday, there's going to be some butt kicking, I better wear my army boots
Birthdays are coming back, Christmas is coming back, every known holiday known to man is coming back, just for starts
Then I'm going to bring back mini skirts and all enticing and provocative clothing for woman,........ yes lots of cleavage
Door to door work gone, all kingdom halls will have recliners with cup holders, a place for a can of beer
Awake and Watchtower magazines are defiantly gone, instead will study Newsweek and Cosmopolitan, man that Cosmopolitan has some juicy stories in it
And those Assemblies have to go, far to boring, if I have to go to a big building to sleep I might as well stay at home and sleep on my sofa....sheesh
Instead will have a once a year beefiest, where everyone brings their own beer and will have all the ladies bring different kinds of pizza
But of course will have to use that time to discuss the serious conditions that are plaguing mankind right now, a moment of silence please.............................................................
Well thats all I can think of right now before I leave, I'll add more to the list as I think of them
The problem I hear with the GB men at headquarters, this just a rumor I'm told is that they all have very small penises, tiny wee ones, I've even heard they're invisible
this why they need so much power to make feel like real men.
Of course this isn't my personal problem, let me tell you I'm as big as a............well you'll just have to take my word for it
With the intent of giving the brothers new light, I'm going to shine a trillion watt light on them which in turn will blind for the rest of their lives
and make them impotent, this is called Homer's retribution.
My butt is kind of sore from sitting at this computer for an hour, does this ever happen to you and please no butt jokes I've heard them all, I'm a very sensitive about my butt