Best Fake Headlines. Ever.

by hemp lover 5 Replies latest jw friends

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  hemp lover

  Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity with New "Intelligent Falling" Theory

  Rest of U2 Perfectly Fine with Africans Starving

  Cases of Glitter Lung on the Rise Among Elementary School Art Teachers

  Study: Watching Fewer than Four Hours of TV a Day Impairs Ability to Ridicule Pop Culture

  Protest One Person Short of Success

  Report: U.S. Foreign Policy Hurting American Students' Chances of Getting Laid Abroad

  Scientology Losing Ground to New Fictionology

  Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit to Wife's Vagina

  And my personal favorites:

  CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

  Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations with Snakistan

  (all of the above courtesy of The Onion)
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  PrimateDave

  LOL! Now we just need some fake articles to go along with those headlines!
  
  Dave
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  Crumpet

  LOL so funny! I love the U2 one and the CIA one!
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  hemp lover

  Crumpet, remember how I was teasing you about being a movie star on the board? I think you should cut and paste my original post into a new thread with the exact same headline and see how many replies you get.

  Just for shits and giggles. But I'm not bitter. I embrace my invisibility, because it means I get to watch people when they think no one is looking. And that's very entertaining.
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  SacrificialLoon

  I always liked the onion, but recently their articles haven't seemed as funny.
  
  Here's a good and prophetic one from 2001 Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'
  
  Edit: To be fair here's one about Gore :)
  Visiting Gore Calls Pennsylvania 'A Hellhole'
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  UnConfused

  Those were fake?!?! oops - I've got some phone calls to make