Well, maybe not....or perhaps it is. Judge for yourselves.
Subject: Fw: Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture
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> > > > ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday
after
> > > > leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best
> > > > described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.
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> > > > Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up
resulted
> > > > from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently
> > > > convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people
> > > > floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the
> road
> > > > who she claimed was Jesus.
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> > > > "She started screaming "He's back!, He's back!" and climbed right
out
> of
> > > > the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet
Williams,
> > > > husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at
> the
> > > > scene.
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> > > > "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Willams
> said.
> > > > She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus
was
> > > > gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.
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> > > > "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the
force,"
> > > > said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.
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> > > > Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that
> he
> > > > was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the
bed
> > > > of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls
> > > > filled with helium which then floated up into the sky.
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> > > > Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his
> > > > friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms
into
> > > > the air in frustration, and said "Come back," just as the Williams'
> car
> > > > passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting
> people
> > > > up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who
> > > > says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.
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> > > > When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied
> > > > "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like
> this
> > > > to happen."