I thought it would be fun to discuss the chants and spells we could use to attach demons toold Watchtower literature so that we might be able to spread the blessing of chaos throughout the ranks of the one true religion.
I know, what you're thinking, " that's futility..."
It's not. I have it on GOOD AUTHORITY that a Havohej cabal operating in Brooklyn NY has had the Holy Spirit imprisioned in an old Wish-Bone Salad Dressing bottle since 1966, which everyone knows was the year the Witnesses began to lose their way.
How many of you will be attending the 2001 "Nyarlathotep Aiieee!" assemblies that will be held on the 8th astral plane this Halloween?
Blessed be!
"Havohej, Havohej, Havohej,
Nyarlathotep pthunn arboj,
Sangmanthis garl fnuggli!"