Some Cool Anagrams !!!!

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  • YYHWH
    YYHWH

    Anagram Hall of Fame
    Attributions for anagrams (if known) are shown at the end of each anagram.
    Internet Anagram Server = Isn't re-arrangement rave?

    Dormitory = Dirty Room

    Schoolmaster = The classroom

    Elvis = Lives

    Listen = Silent

    Clint Eastwood = Old West Action

    A Telephone Girl = Repeating "Hello"

    Western Union = No Wire Unsent

    The Country Side = No City Dust Here

    Evangelist = Evil's Agent

    Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars

    The eyes = They see

    The Cockroach = Cook, Catch Her

    Desperation = A Rope Ends It

    The Morse Code = Here Come Dots

    Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em

    Conversation = Voices Rant On

    Disraeli = I lead, Sir.

    Clothespins = So Let's Pinch

    Mr. Mojo risin' = Jim Morrison
    (from the Doors song, "L.A. Woman")

    The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant Work in Street, Partly Underneath

    Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg / Flit on Cheering Angel
    (Richard Stilgoe in "The Richard Stilgoe Letters")

    MacDonalds = Clam and Sod

    Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell

    Butterfly = Flutter-by

    Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!

    Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter

    Animosity = Is No Amity

    Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

    Funeral = Real Fun

    A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it

    The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar

    The Hilton = Hint: Hotel

    A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing

    Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade

    The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"

    The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future

    Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's

    Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active

    Software = Swear Oft

    Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis / Can logic ship, sir? / Gosh, sir, I can clip!

    Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
    (Dick Cavett)

    The Detectives = Detect Thieves

    The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man

    Semolina = Is No Meal

    The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom

    Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim

    A Gentleman = Elegant Man

    Presbyterian = Best In Prayer

    The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet

    A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place

    The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake

    Salman Rushdie = Read, Shun Islam

    Martin Scorsese = Screen is a storm
    (the director of movies "Taxi Driver," "Mean Streets," "GoodFellas," "Cape Fear," and "Age of Innocence.")

    Barbie doll = I'll bare bod / Babe I'd roll / Liberal bod

    Student Information Processing Board = Computation Transgression Forbidden
    (MIT)

    Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free

    Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

    Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist

    Mel Gibson = Bong Smile

    Admirer = Married

    Indomitableness = Endless ambition

    New York Times = Monkeys Write / Monkey Writes
    (Andrew Glines)

    David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV

    Howard Stern = Retard Shown

    Contradiction = Accord not in it
    (E. Tyron)

    Debit card = Bad Credit
    (Mike Morton)

    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz = Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz.

    Quote by Vonnegut:
    Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe. =
    A masquerade can cover a sense of what is real to deceive us; to be unjaded and not lost, we must, then, determine truth.
    (Cory Calhoun)

    Quote by Oscar Wilde:
    There is only one thing worse than being talked about and that is not being talked about. =
    Wilde died broken, beaten 'n' total nut. Hate being sunk in that rotten gaol. Shh, gay is taboo.
    (Larry Brash)

    From Hamlet by Shakespeare:
    To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. =
    In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
    (Cory Calhoun)

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    US Presidents
    Why shouldn't America go re-elect President Clinton in Ninety-Six? = He has a prime or cunning tendency to wildly solicit Internet sex.
    (Cory Calhoun)

    Spiro Agnew = Grow a Spine (also, spine can be anagrammed into another body part)

    William Clinton = I'm it, an ill clown
    William Jefferson Clinton = Firm clean fellow. Joint? Sin!
    (William Schmidt)

    William Jefferson Clinton = Jail Mrs Clinton: Felon wife
    (Ward Hardman)

    George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
    (Mike Morton)

    George Bush = He bugs Gore
    (Mike Morton)

    Ronald Wilson Reagan = No, darlings, no ERA law
    (Mike Morton)

    Ronald Reagan = A darn long era

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    Long Works of Anagramming:
    Information Superhighway by Mike Morton
    Chronological story of OJ Simpson
    A short story by Daniel Cohen
    The Marriage of the Minds by Shakespeare; Anagrams by Cory Calhoun

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    Leroy Newton Gingrich =
    Yon Right-winger Clone
    Growing incoherently
    Go wring incoherently
    In wringer technology
    Lingering, once worthy
    I negligent, horny, crow
    Grow incoherent, lying

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    Movie Reviews
    Hook = Oh, OK
    Raiders of the Lost Ark = Ford, the Real Star, is OK
    The Towering Inferno = Not Worth Fire Engine
    (GAMES Magazine)

    Prince of Tides = PS. I Cried Often
    Silence of the Lambs = Con Bites Male Flesh
    (Philip Silverman)

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    (From British anagrammists):
    Tony Blair, MP = I'm Tory plan B

    Virginia Bottomley = I'm an evil Tory bigot

    Margaret Thatcher = A charm tart, get her!

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    Twenty thousand leagues under the sea = Huge water tale stuns. End had you tense.
    (E.L. Benfer)
    The end of the world is nigh! = Down this hole, frightened!
    (Donald L. Holmes)

    The best things in life are free = Nail-biting refreshes the feet
    (Donald L. Holmes)

    "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
    (Steve Krakowski)

    Do an angry hit = Tonya Harding
    (Tim DeLaney)

    Grace 'n any rink = Nancy Kerrigan
    (Tim DeLaney)

    Pre-natal = Parental = Paternal

    Anu Garg's Home Page = A Huge Rampage Song (Shama & Saif Patel)

    Name is Anu Garg = Anagram Genius (Eric Shackle)

    More anagrams at Business Anagram of the Day.

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    Did you discover a gem of an anagram which you think belongs here? Send it to Anu Garg at ( [email protected]).

  • Will Power
    Will Power

    Thats amazing!

  • gilwarrior
    gilwarrior

    Here are two simple ones:

    dog = god

    abc = cab

    "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

    William H. Macy - "Magnolia"

  • alamb
    alamb

    LIVE EVIL

    And a favorite JW one: Santa=Satan

  • rekless
    rekless

    now that is my kind of post!!!!

    Hell is truth seen too late. H.G.Adams

  • Michael3000
    Michael3000

    Anagram enthusiast = someone with too much damn time on their hands!

    "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"

  • chezza
    chezza

    santa = satan

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek

    Watchtower Society = Woe! theocracy twits

    Jehovah's Witnesses = The Jewish Son saves

    Governing Body = Nor given by god

    Charles Taze Russell = Craze results as hell

    --
    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. - Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

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