ok.....i really need to have a personal bible reading again with no ones ideas but my own.
just me god and the bible!
i will most likely be looking in others but for 15 years the new world translation has been my base bible along with so-called bible-based literature.
I can see the beginnings of a new organistaion here..ummm thinking ....thinking...a name...ummmm
How about you call it....The Utopians. And then in a special assembly after a judge comes a long and becomes president, he/she can call it, The Raindrops, and claim it was under, the Holy Spirit of Spike Milligan that made the change nesessary.
Ok start on your new Dogma U_R can hardly wait.
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ok so i'm watching the aussie open and serena williams is playing.. i'm thinking, i'm gonna go to the open this year, and yell out to serena, come on serena you can do it, jehovah is on your side he wants you to win.. except i know he prefers golf.. wonder how everyone would react if i did it a few times?
OOOHHH OHOHHHH Elders ELDERS ELDERS! hehehe better get the commitee ready...lmao
what she say?...I saw her give Loit the dirty eye and say something but i didn't hear her...lol
No need for the 2 witness rule here tho, there were around 10,000 ppl there...lol
Edited by - Gizmo on 14 January 2003 4:7:39
ok.....i really need to have a personal bible reading again with no ones ideas but my own.
just me god and the bible!
i will most likely be looking in others but for 15 years the new world translation has been my base bible along with so-called bible-based literature.
U_R I have all these Bibles here at home, from The Tanakh (for the Old testament with apocrypha) to... well most translations anyway, used to go to flea markets and pick them up :)
I had decided in my youth to do a full study of the scriptures and compare translations, including the NWT.
Well I started reading them, and comparing, then one rainy day, I turned to the last page of every bible and read the ending... they all came out the same way, and well that spoilt the book for me.
noah: who is that?.
god: it's the lord thy god, noah.. noah: right ... where are ya?
you over there.. noah: what do you want?.
I have the NOAH - GOD recording in MP3 format, it's 7.18MB in size and would love to share this classic with the forum, but I have nowhere to upload it. If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know, also I can't e-mail it to anyboduy cos my email account only allows 1MB total attachment.
So if anyone has any suggestions please let me know... Farkel, Elsewhere Jourles...any ideas guys?
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ok so i'm watching the aussie open and serena williams is playing.. i'm thinking, i'm gonna go to the open this year, and yell out to serena, come on serena you can do it, jehovah is on your side he wants you to win.. except i know he prefers golf.. wonder how everyone would react if i did it a few times?
Maybe Serena's barmy army could be called the Apostateers? or Serena's Screamers?
I like that Prisca LMAO
How about we all dress up, in a serena costume and call ourselves the
LOL, Apostarenas LOL
the watchtower society teaches that jesus christ is the mediator only for the "anointed" jw's and that the "anointed" jw's are the "mediators" for all of the "other sheep".. the bible says jesus is the one mediator for all men:.
1st timothy 2:5: for there is one god, and one mediator between god and men, the man christ jesus
But for some of us persuing hidden things is just plain fun.Yep the above is probably why I dip my toe in the water now, and also maybe to keep the 'ol grey matter excersised a little.
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ok so i'm watching the aussie open and serena williams is playing.. i'm thinking, i'm gonna go to the open this year, and yell out to serena, come on serena you can do it, jehovah is on your side he wants you to win.. except i know he prefers golf.. wonder how everyone would react if i did it a few times?
hehehehe, I swear I would add...COME ON Serina you're standing on Hallowed Ground, this is after all where the JW's hold their district assemblies.
LOL
The balmy army idea is so cool, what can we call our army?
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ok so i'm watching the aussie open and serena williams is playing.. i'm thinking, i'm gonna go to the open this year, and yell out to serena, come on serena you can do it, jehovah is on your side he wants you to win.. except i know he prefers golf.. wonder how everyone would react if i did it a few times?
Ok so i'm watching the Aussie Open and Serena Williams is playing.
I'm thinking, I'm gonna go to the open this year, and yell out to Serena, Come on Serena you can do it, Jehovah is on your side he wants you to win.
Except I know he prefers Golf.
Wonder how everyone would react if I did it a few times?
the watchtower society teaches that jesus christ is the mediator only for the "anointed" jw's and that the "anointed" jw's are the "mediators" for all of the "other sheep".. the bible says jesus is the one mediator for all men:.
1st timothy 2:5: for there is one god, and one mediator between god and men, the man christ jesus
SS
Do you think there are any christian religions today that are not apostate?
Personally I think that's a question impossible to answer logically and absolutely, as we don't have absolute proof about everything, the gospel writings available to us these days are based on eye witness testimony and heresay, and I personally find it hard to believe what anybody says anymore. I've said it before and I'll say it again, many exceptional and dedicated Bible scholars of the past have gone to their graves not knowing much more than when they first began to research the scriptures. A lot of them becoming agnostics. There are not many things in this world one can point to and say this is an absolute truth, without question. Mathematics in it's simplest form is such a truth, 1 + 1 will always equal 2. The sun always rises in the East and sets in the West.
So Do I think there are any christian religions today that are not apostate? I would have to know and be convinced of the absolute truth, before I could make that decision. And as stated above I don't think that's possible.
Why what do you think SS?
noah: who is that?.
god: it's the lord thy god, noah.. noah: right ... where are ya?
you over there.. noah: what do you want?.
XW,
I never meant to take credit away from anybody, in fact I did put it down at the bottom of the page that it was a Bill Cosby skit, however I have had heaps of trouble when I have posted stuff after editing it in WORD, and for some stupid reason it didn't get posted, this is about the 3rd time it has happened to me. And I have mentioned it to elsewhere.
And hooberus
Sheesh man get a life!
