Posts by fairy

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Farting at the Kingdom Hall.

by avishai in

jw
friends

once, when i was nine, i farted so loud, from the back row, that the guy giving the prayer started laughing and had to try really hard not to totally lose it.. any other stories?

fairy

there was this little kid at the meeting and she farted and sneezed at the same time

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Pick a Winner for The Grand National........and i'll post you a prize...

by reboot in

rating: 5/10.

rating: 7/10.

fairy

30 1/0P6-3P BOUNCE BACK 8-10-04
Martin Pipe Andrew Thornton
Won Atthraces Gold Cup at Sandown in 2002. Has not progressed as expected since then.
Rating: 7/10. Odds: 50-1

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Saint patricks day bar troubleshooting

by fairy in

jw
friends

saint patrick's day bar troubleshooting

action: find someone who will buy you another beer.

MAKING A FUNNY PHONECALL 2 BETHELS.

by badboy in

jw
friends

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any1 ever thought of doing 1.. there is a service that offers **** up(sp?).

eg.u have got my daughter pregnant etc etc..

fairy

mary,

you are just sooooooooooo goooooooooood!!

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How many here use Intel, AMD, dont know what the hell they have?

by pr_capone in

jw
friends

just out of curiosity.... how many of you here have an intel processor in their computer.

how many have amd?

how many dont know what they are using?

You Aussies, Is this true?

by rekless in

jw
friends

i met some friends from austrailia and we were talking politics.

they said that everybody in austrailia had to vote.

if you did not vote you are fined.

fairy

witnesses here in australia can vote if they want - its up to their conscience and if they dont want to vote, they give a good reason as mentioned in a previous post

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From selling the literature to Donation a basis

by sandy in

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i was wondering why the society went from selling their literature to a donation basis.

does anyone have any information on this?

fairy

I forgot something........even at the kingdom hall they dont pay for the books and magazines like they did before......you go to the counter, ask for what you want and then make a "donation"

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From selling the literature to Donation a basis

by sandy in

jw
friends

i was wondering why the society went from selling their literature to a donation basis.

does anyone have any information on this?

fairy

It has been that way here in australia for some time.

It happened right after the government brought in the "GST" - goods and services tax.

The donation thing is so they dont have to pay tax.

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Are You A Man Or A Woman???

by minimus in

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friends

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i don't know if it's just me but at times i get confused as to who's male or female here.

for the record, i'm a man.

Numerology.................anyone follow or have comments?

by Sunnygal41 in

would appreciate a fair commentary to follow...........strong feelings will certainly be evident and invaluable.........yes, ab, that means you!

anyhoo, another list i'm involved in posted a commentary on the letter 22.............turns out at least 6 of us checked in as having a birthday of 22.....so of course, i'd like to see who on this list was born on the twenty-second of whatever month............. .

terri, definitely of the red flag before a bull named abaddon class!

fairy

whether i really believe it or not - it does interest me.

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting
SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Find someone who will buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, and the front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open when drinking or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Buy another beer and practice in front of mirror. Drink as many as needed to perfect drinking technique. SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Go stand next to nearest dog. After a while complain to the owner about its lack of house training and demand a beer as compensation. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Find someone who will buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Floor swaying. FAULT: Excessive air turbulence, perhaps due to air-hockey game in progress. ACTION: Insert broom handle down back of jacket. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are taken to another bar. If not, complain loudly that you are being kidnapped. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with ceiling tiles and fluorescent light strip across it. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: If your glass is full and no one is standing on your drinking arm, stay put. If not, get someone to help you get up, latch yourself to bar. SYMPTOM: Everything has gone dim, mouth full of cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Everything has gone dark. FAULT: The Bar is closing. ACTION: Panic. SYMPTOM: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet. You cannot see your bedroom. FAULT: You have spent the night in the gutter. ACTION: Check your watch to see if bars are open yet. If not, treat yourself to a lie-in.