Thanks for posting.
That beard paragraph in the wt is utterly pathetic, and also sinister in the way it controls and brainwashes the rank and file jw dolts and droids..
I hate the way they try to include 'Jehovah' into every pathetic facet of their lives..
" We went into the lavatory and there was enough paper.." Jehovah's rich blessing.
" We cancelled our papers and milk while on holiday.." jehovah's hand was in this.
"Our car passed its yearly MOT." Jehovah has richly blessed us..
"Our toaster has lasted for five years." Jehovah spirit is surely guiding it..
I'm sure you can think of other things they say...