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He should come here to Malta. The justice system is corrupt, quite a lot of Maltese have a victim complex and blame everyone but themselves. "It's not my fault" is part of their vocabulary.
He's in the wrong place, he would feel quite at home here and I'm sure he would find a great lawyer too. Although he would probably have to wait a few years, as the justice system here is rather slow to non-existent.
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He will not reach that age if he carries on the way he does, it only takes one equally deranged psycho to react as he has and it would be game over for him. He is clearly demonstrating he has absolutely no self-control at all and unfortunately that can only lead to disaster in the long run.
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On the lines and grey hairs. I'm sorry to break it to you Lloyd, but you are forty-three. What did you expect, long-flowing locks into your old age? Oh yeah, I forgot, you regard yourself as Jesus, therefore you are immortal. My goodness me, this man(childs) vanity knows no bounds!
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Kim if I was you I would put the authorities on alert regarding his statement. He is a very dangerous person and he has threatened to pursue you in Australia. You have every right to take his statement to the police as he sounds more like an obsessed psycho than anything else.
I cannot believe what I have just read, this needs to be shared far and wide for everyone to see before he deletes it, because he will definitely delete this rant eventually as he always does.
I thought for a minute I was reading something from Lloyd Evans Parody!
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Well, I suppose he gets more views than CNN+ ever did...Oh wait!
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So I'm guessing this will be the court proceedings.
Please state you full name to the court. Mr John Cedars - for the record is this your real name Mr Cedars - No, my real name is Lloyd Evans - is this your real name Mr Evans?
We are here with the magnificent seven (cue western music and gunfire with the odd Yeeehaaah for effect) please in your words Mr I have no real name why you are here in court today.
Five seconds later.
The court finds the magnificent seven not guilty of charges that Mr no real name has committed himself.
Cue gun shots directed at the ceiling and lots of western style dancing with upbeat music composed by Ennio Morrican and Mike spitting into a bin.
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He really does think he is important, doesn't he? PICK THAT LITTER UP NOW, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
I was waiting for him to say “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”
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"Maybe they made it shorter at some point? The description of the program sounds to me like the Society was being lied to by bodies of elders in various congregations, so they "trained" men to go into those congregations as spies for Watchtower, to get a different perspective of what was going on from whatever the congregation elders had been telling the Society."
Vintage. I know this to be true. It happened in our congregation when I still lived in the northwest of England. At one time I was in the same circuit as Lloyd and we shared the same circuit assembly hall in Northenden Manchester. Our congregation went through a particularly hard time and the branch office removed most of the elders, some were kept on, but they also eventually stepped down. The elders who were brought in were not very nice at all. The PO was particularly a nasty piece of work, I hear this PO was also good friends with Lloyd. His name was Tony Cain Hated this guy with a passion. Apparently, he/was a CO now, although I have heard he has had one are two nervous breakdowns. Maybe the burden of ruining so many people's lives is laying heavy on his indoctrinated mind.
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It is absolutely nothing to brag about. literally signing your life away to poverty and servitude to an evil entity that will suck you dry and kill your children.
Firefighters, paramedics, nurses, and doctors (the ones who still have morals anyway) are deserving of praise. Bus drivers, road cleaners, garbage truck personnel, the list goes on.
Being a pioneer is not even worth the air. By the way, the pioneers I knew were not very nice people as they knew they were looked up to and the other members of the congregation regarded them with doe eyes, which gave them free rein to be as horrible as they possibly could be. Kinda sounds like Lloyd anyway.
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The reason Lloyd is so enamored with David Attenborough is he thinks we are descendants of monkeys. Cue images of Lloyd swinging around screaming away!
