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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
lloydevansparody

Obviously he is paying him by the hour, let's hope
Croatian Lawyers use a point fee system.
https://vaic.hr/en/lawyers-tariff-croatia-rijeka/
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
lloydevansparody

I speak directly to you Lloyd. I know you lurk here. Perhaps you are suffering for an hungover from the previous night as a newly reinstated single bachelor. But I won't make it complicated. I promise.
It is very clear you have changed your strategy with your litigation. You boldness is dissipating. Why's that? Is it because things are not going as you thought they would? Let's see
"I had assumed that by now the court would have sent legal paperwork to all the defendants."
" I have also been disappointed by the slowness of the legal process. "
"Admittedly, I haven't been chasing my legal team over each and every detail, including all the timescales and deadlines involved."
"I have been repeatedly assured by my legal team that this is not the case"
"they assured me that a verdict will be reached even in their absence. "
"Today (June 10) I instructed my legal team to try to expedite the process of amending"
"hopefully the paperwork I have shared will go some way to reassuring you."
"that myself and others have started to have doubts about her background. "
I notice a certain panic in your statement Lloyd. Are you getting ready for the inevitable conclusion of this farce? Are you in a sort of panic for reassuring friends and supporters that you are innocent even though the legal system is against you? Do you need to reassure your unsettling Patrons that everything is going well because under Croatian Law you can trial in absentia whoever you like? What's next? Legal System Corruption? Conspiracy theories? Alignment of the planets? Tell us. You seem to know everything better than anyone else.
We know the claim exists, oh yeah we do know. You are not lying here (for once). But they are going nowhere. You know that, or at least you should know that. And you are panicking. Because despite people telling you a while ago this was a terrible idea, you thought that you were going to win hands down. Because you live in your fabricated distorted reality where everything revolves around you. Lloyd, you are the new Sun King without the French accent.
A while ago I asked you to show remorse for what you did. You ignored me. Now your house of cards is crumbling. And it is crumbling because of the thing you despise the most, honesty.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
lloydevansparody

I think Lloyd is defaming a lot of people with these accusations
Affirmative, Sir
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
lloydevansparody

Lloyd & Dijana even tried to visit him with Jessica, so she could meet her grandad, and he wouldn't answer the door. Those kids will never know their British family or know they are British. Watchtower is a monster for the shunning policy but we all know JWs who have put family first, such as Dijana's lovely parents.
Debatable. Lloyd and his father were business partners until a few weeks ago. Perhaps we should stop blaming WT for everything occurred to this dysfunctional family
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
lloydevansparody

@Newely Enlightened
Every time you post here you receive always the downvote by default. Like in your latest post. Probably the YOGA class is over and somebody is bored
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
lloydevansparody

If anyone would like to offer condolences to me, all hugs are appreciated. (This was pre-waking up, of course.)
we salute you and hug you. You are stronger than you think 💪
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
lloydevansparody

"I'm now broadcasting live, from Lola's kitchen,
Lola's kitchen! Honestly Simon
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
lloydevansparody

Doesn't mean you should post it
Thanks for your feedback. We think differently and for a reason you may not be aware of.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
lloydevansparody

Is this real?
We can proudly say everything we posted is 100% real and verified. Sometimes sources cannot be named. This does not mean you and everyone else should believe it. 😉
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
lloydevansparody

Don't fall for it!
Amen