@Duran
Your condescending mockery masquerading as “biblical insight” is neither clever nor righteous — it’s a car crash of arrogance, theological confusion, and shallow provocation wrapped in a cloak of self-importance. So let’s pull back the curtain on your smug performance and expose the intellectual and spiritual fraud behind it. You say you’re mocking not the Pope, but those who mourn him. That’s a distinction without a difference. You imagine your shirt would cleverly expose “inconsistencies” in belief — but in reality, all it exposes is your own inability to understand grief, doctrine, or human decency. Yes, Christians believe in eternal life. But mourning isn’t a denial of that hope — it’s a deeply human, Christ-like response to the separation caused by death. Jesus Himself wept at Lazarus’ tomb (John 11:35), despite knowing He was about to raise him from the dead. By your logic, Jesus must’ve been a fool. Or do you dare to accuse Christ of inconsistency too? Your “argument” is built on the false assumption that faith in heaven = no sorrow. That’s not biblical, it’s emotionally stunted. The Bible doesn’t condemn mourning — it redeems it. We “do not grieve like those without hope,” not “do not grieve at all” (1 Thess 4:13). You conflate hope with emotional numbness, but they’re not the same thing. Rejoicing in eternal life doesn’t mean celebrating death. And it certainly doesn’t mean mocking the dead with crude T-shirt slogans designed to trigger outrage.
You claim to believe “all religions are false,” and yet you stand on a moral high horse as if you had divine insight. Let’s get this straight: you denounce all religion — including Jehovah’s Witnesses — and yet you argue like one, cite their proof-texts like one, and mimic their disdain for historic Christianity like a copy-paste apologist with a broken theology generator. You say you’re “not a JW,” but you parrot their rhetoric word for word. Denying membership while promoting their theology is like selling Watchtower pamphlets and then claiming you’re just “spiritually independent.” You criticize the Catholic Church for mourning the Pope — but again, you don't believe in heaven, hell, or the communion of saints. You reject all ecclesial tradition. So what standard are you even appealing to? Whose theology are you defending, other than your own ego?
Your citation of John 14:28 is a textbook case of Arian misinterpretation. You quote this like it’s some devastating mic-drop, but let me educate you. This verse reflects the economic (not ontological) subordination of Christ in His earthly mission — not a denial of His deity. The early Church Fathers — yes, those you reject without ever having read — already refuted your misuse of this verse in the 4th century. Christ is eternally equal to the Father in nature (John 1:1, Philippians 2:6), but in His incarnate role, He submits to the Father’s will — a fact acknowledged by every orthodox theologian from Augustine to Aquinas. So spare us the Arian relics. They were buried centuries ago at Nicea.
You pretend you never asked us to “compare what Jehovah’s Witnesses show in the Bible.” But your whole line of thought is that comparison. You quote exclusively from the NWT, and all your comments are filled with links to the their website. Even if you didn't type the words verbatim, your entire argument assumes a contrast between “what the Bible says” and “what Catholics believe.” You imply Catholics don’t follow the Bible — and present your mutilated interpretation of Scripture as the corrective. That’s exactly the tactic of the Watchtower: selective quotation, superficial theology, and condescending judgment.
Your theology of death is a confused mess of contradiction and coldness. Let’s walk through your logic:
- You claim it's “illogical” to mourn a man who went to heaven.
- Yet you don’t believe he went to heaven.
- And you think all religions (including Catholicism and JWs) are false.
- But you still quote the Bible as your supposed authority.
So let me ask: what worldview are you even arguing from?
You believe everyone’s wrong, but somehow you — an anti-religion iconoclast with a glib T-shirt joke — have the insight to mock others for grieving the loss of a faithful servant of God? What makes you the judge of how Christians should express hope?
You say the Pope was part of a false religion. Fine — that’s your belief. But gloating over death is not conviction. It’s cruelty. And it reflects a heart not filled with truth, but with spite.
Let’s talk about the fruit of your spirit. Jesus said: “By their fruits you will know them.” (Matthew 7:16)
What’s the fruit of your comment?
- Mockery of the dead.
- Contempt for grief.
- Disdain for fellow humans.
- Twisting of Scripture.
- Evasion of theological accountability.
None of this reflects Christ. None of it reflects biblical truth. It reflects a hollow ideology of sneering cynicism disguised as righteousness. You speak not from the Spirit of truth, but from the arrogance of self.
You asked: Should Catholics rejoice or mourn? Answer: Both.
- Rejoice in the hope of eternal life.
- Mourn in the pain of separation and loss.
- Honor a man who served God and the poor with humility.
- Reject your callousness dressed up as wit.
And most importantly, we will soon have the joy of celebration because they will proclaim, "habemus papam," and we will have our 267th pope, because there will always be popes, from the first coming of Christ to the second, as He infallibly promised us. Can you name a single institution in the world that could rival the papacy in terms of antiquity and continuity?
"There is not, and there never was on this earth, a work of human policy so well deserving of examination as the Roman Catholic Church. The history of that Church joins together the two great ages of human civilisation. No other institution is left standing which carries the mind back to the times when the smoke of sacrifice rose from the Pantheon, and when camelopards and tigers bounded in the Flavian amphitheatre. The proudest royal houses are but of yesterday, when compared with the line of the Supreme Pontiffs. That line we trace back in an unbroken series, from the Pope who crowned Napoleon in the nineteenth century to the Pope who crowned Pepin in the eighth; and far beyond the time of Pepin the august dynasty extends, till it is lost in the twilight of fable. The republic of Venice came next in antiquity. But the republic of Venice was modern when compared with the Papacy; and the republic of Venice is gone, and the Papacy remains. The Papacy remains, not in decay, not a mere antique, but full of life and youthful vigour. The Catholic Church is still sending forth to the farthest ends of the world missionaries as zealous as those who landed in Kent with Augustin, and still confronting hostile kings with the same spirit with which she confronted Attila. The number of her children is greater than in any former age. Her acquisitions in the New World have more than compensated for what she has lost in the Old. Her spiritual ascendency extends over the vast countries which lie between the plains of the Missouri and Cape Horn, countries which a century hence, may not improbably contain a population as large as that which now inhabits Europe. The members of her communion are certainly not fewer than a hundred and fifty millions; and it will be difficult to show that all other Christian sects united amount to a hundred and twenty millions. Nor do we see any sign which indicates that the term of her long dominion is approaching. She saw the commencement of all the governments and of all the ecclesiastical establishments that now exist in the world; and we feel no assurance that she is not destined to see the end of them all. She was great and respected before the Saxon had set foot on Britain, before the Frank had passed the Rhine, when Grecian eloquence still flourished at Antioch, when idols were still worshipped in the temple of Mecca. And she may still exist in undiminished vigour when some traveller from New Zealand shall, in the midst of a vast solitude, take his stand on a broken arch of London Bridge to sketch the ruins of St. Paul's."
- Thomas Babington Macaulay
In conclusion: You are not the prophet of truth. You are the punchline of your own failed theology. You claim superiority over “all religion,” but can’t even construct a consistent moral or doctrinal position.
Your shirt idea isn’t clever — it’s cruel.
Your theology isn’t deep — it’s delusional.
Your tone isn’t biblical — it’s belligerent.
You don’t follow the Christ who weeps, heals, and saves.
You follow the voice that says: “I am holier than thou” while trampling on the sorrow of others. That voice is not from heaven — and deep down, you know it.
Repent of your pride, your mockery, and your false gospel of scorn.
Because Christ is risen — and He’s nothing like you.