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18Flops & Exhales
by Ruddy inthe ruddy one flops down in the nearest comfortable armchair and grins inanely around, blinking in the sudden light, recognising a few old faces from many moons past, lifts up his leg whilst a gentle fart warmly traverses it's way down the inside of his jeans, with a lil shake of his leg, it escapes and the warm, barmy evening air is filled with the pungent waft of a most terrible stink.. "pray, excuse me!
" the ruddy one exclaims, looking a mite embarrassed, what a way to make an entrance, my sincere apologies, sorry ladies.. life is going wonderfully well here, summer has arrived, fluffy cotton wool clouds scudding across the sky, the sun peeking out, throwing out hot shafts of ocassional heat, warming the hairs of one's back, tanning it slowly a deep golden brown.. so, how is everyone here, how are some of my old friends doing?.
i see one or two faces from years past still floating around, flyinghighnow, robdar and more than a few others.. hope life is going very well with all of you.. your old chum.. that ruddy ....... .
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