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  How do you know when The GB is lying?

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  as soon as they open their mouths.

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  Advice for those who want to stay in, for some reason.One of the ways to get Elders off your back is to have an ally in the BOE, especially the one who is often on JC's.

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  ...and keep him very close, buy him some presents, take him out for supper and maybe even give him money.

  that way you are a little bit assured of not getting punished or of getting a very lenient outcome if you happen to find yourself on jc..

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  What is the most embarassing moment you've had while still a JW?

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  i remember having to preach to my girlfriend/classmate while i was still at school.

  i was with one of the elders and it was my 'house' to preach.. wished i could vanish from the surface of the earth..

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  Jehovah's Witnesses- The Organisation Behind The Name

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  lets admitt it guys, this org is the closest that anyone will ever get to the truth, i am not saying they are perfect, but maybe they just need a few modifications to some of their doctrines.. after all they are not that bad.. they don't execute people.

  they promote unity and peace among people.

  they encourage people to live good purposeful lives.

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  Tickets for Dec 18 sold-out, +- 40 000 left out.

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  we have just been informed that the tickets for dec 18 convention have been sold out.. the announcement was made at the end of the service meeting..

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  December 18, 2011, a member of the GB will be in South Africa at last year's Soccer World Cup Final stadium...

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  ...soccer city stadium.. they are selling tickets to go and listen to a gb member talk for about 3 hours.. they price them at r20.00/ $2.40.

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  Jehovah/Obves please postpone Armageddon to after the 25th of October....

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  ...my birthday is on the 25th and i plan to have my first party ever, please guys..

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  I Love Jehovah....

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  he's aggressive, viscious, unforgiving and woud'nt let anyone come into my house.. i am talking about my bulldog guys .

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  Would you name your dog, Jehovah?

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  ...or are you still terrified by the mere mention of that name?.

  perhaps still doubting whether he exists or not?.

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  Thank goodness I won't live forever in Paradise.....

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  .....i don't think it'd be cool at all.

  imagine living in a dc style environment forever!

  having to obey the gb.. thanx but no thanx, i'd rather be killed forever at armageddon by the most loving god jehovah..

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