Posts by processor

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Hilarious picture in April 15th 2012 WT

by Mickey mouse in

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processor

I saw the picture too and laughed out loud ... my collection of weird Watchtower images contains mainly pictures from the Russell and Rutherford era, but this one will make it into it.

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Why are there two Watchtowers published? The real reason

by exjehovah in

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friends

so i talked to my dear aunt who is disfellowshipped but still has to interact with my elderly jw witness and masquerading jw aunt (really doesn't agree with the jw doctrine, but lives with my grandmother to take care of her) and she told me that there are now two watchtowers published, one that they use for congregation and the other for their "field service".. why do you suppose they are really doing that?

is it because they are trying to keep things from the public eyes?

i was really surprised to hear that..

processor

Would it really be wise to publish THIS in a magazine that is widely distributed to the public? (It's from the internal Watchtower April 2012):

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Little known "interview" with BOTH Russell and Rutherford

by Terry in

in depth interview with c.t.russell and joseph franklin rutherford *.

q: how do you wish to be called; mr.russell...dr.russell, pastor russell?.

russell: for many years i served as a pastor although i never darkened the doorway of an institution of theology for purposes of obtaining certification in the mindset of christendom.. rutherford: you can call me judge or you can call me joe as long as you call me for supper!

processor

just change it to a David Hasslehoff pun

Well ... "The Supreme One" and "The Supremes" ... unfortunately there is no German title for God that sounds like some band or celebrity. I used Elvis instead. ;)

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Little known "interview" with BOTH Russell and Rutherford

by Terry in

in depth interview with c.t.russell and joseph franklin rutherford *.

q: how do you wish to be called; mr.russell...dr.russell, pastor russell?.

russell: for many years i served as a pastor although i never darkened the doorway of an institution of theology for purposes of obtaining certification in the mindset of christendom.. rutherford: you can call me judge or you can call me joe as long as you call me for supper!

processor

That story is so great that I allowed myself to translate it into German:

http://www.svhelden.info/erbrechet/2012/01/interview-mit-charles-t-russell-und-joseph-f-rutherford/

Unfortunately I could not find a German equivalent for the Diana Ross wordplay =)

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Why are there two Watchtowers published? The real reason

by exjehovah in

jw
friends

so i talked to my dear aunt who is disfellowshipped but still has to interact with my elderly jw witness and masquerading jw aunt (really doesn't agree with the jw doctrine, but lives with my grandmother to take care of her) and she told me that there are now two watchtowers published, one that they use for congregation and the other for their "field service".. why do you suppose they are really doing that?

is it because they are trying to keep things from the public eyes?

i was really surprised to hear that..

processor

IMO the major reason is to conceal unattractive doctrines from the public.

Brochure: "God will do away with the wicked."

Public Watchtower: "God will do away with all people who do not obey him."

Internal Watchtower: "God will do away with all people who do not obey the Governing Body."

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The Beast-Tower #1: Questions from Beastly Readers: Should Christians Drink Water?

by sd-7 in

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should christians drink water?.

how refreshing it can be to satisfy oneself with a cold beverage on a warm day!

many christians choose to do this after a long day of zealous kingdom preaching.

processor

They stole it from us!

Well, not really. After all, I stole the idea from someone else.

Anyway, I already covered the same topic in the February 2008 Our Boredom Ministry:

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The three Magi Why did Joseph let them in?

by processor in

an interesting question, since they were "practicers of spiritism".

now answered by the witchtower:.

http://www.svhelden.info/witchtower/2012/01/the-three-magi-why-did-joseph-let-them-in/.

processor

So to speak ;)

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The three Magi Why did Joseph let them in?

by processor in

an interesting question, since they were "practicers of spiritism".

now answered by the witchtower:.

http://www.svhelden.info/witchtower/2012/01/the-three-magi-why-did-joseph-let-them-in/.

processor

To my knowledge, Elvis is the King of Rock'n'Roll. So, Santa (the King of the North), St. Nicolas (the King of the South) and Elvis (the King of Rock'n'Roll) are together the Three Kings from Matthew 2 ...

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