Topics Started by outofthebox

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If Wolverine were a JW...
by outofthebox in
1. jw
2. friends
elder: brother wolverine, we need to talk to you about something.... brother wolverine: what's it brother?.

elder: if you want to be an ms, you need a haircut.

we can't let you even pass the microphones if you doesn't loose that beard.
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My multiple personality disorder is gone!
by outofthebox in
1. jw
2. friends
hey!

remember when i first started posting (scared to death) in this forum?.

i told you then that i was writing in behalf of others too.
23
Shortest eldership ever?
by outofthebox in
1. jw
2. experiences
as many of you know, while i was already a member of this forum and very much awake i became an elder.

so, there is no holy spirit involved on those appoinments boys and girls.. i tried my best wake up people, but is not that easy you know.. months later i decided it was enough and decide to move away.

i can't give you any details at the moment, but .... rumor has it, i am not an elder anymore.
10
If god exists you are it. Really.
by outofthebox in
1. jw
2. friends
ok. let's say that god exists.

then he/she/it created the universe.

if before the universe existed, only god existed, then god created the universe from himself/herself/itself.
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Which one will the Holy Spirit choose?
by outofthebox in
1. jw
2. friends
let's say that you go to the ministry all the time and spend more than 10 hours a month.

heck!

you expend 40 hours a month.
10
Can a person who changed his/her sex be an elder?
by outofthebox in
1. jw
2. friends
let's say you (yes you) are a man, but you changed your sex.

and now you look like a woman.

now, you become a witness.
3
101 Last Suppers. Too funny!
by outofthebox in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://culturepopped.blogspot.com/2007/04/suddenly-last-supper.html <-- it will open in a new window.. ootb (aka elder on the run).
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Two dying persons: Who will be saved?
by outofthebox in
1. jw
2. friends
let's say there are two persons just about to die:.

a very bad person that at the last minute repents and says: "i believe in god now!

" and.... a very nice person that at the last minute realizes there is no god and says: "i am an atheist now".... which one will go to paradise earth(tm)?.
10
So, let's say I am JW vampire...
by outofthebox in
1. jw
2. friends
let's say i am a vampire that becomes a jw.

i can feed on blood fractions right?

i already live forever in earth.
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Did Jesus ever farted?
by outofthebox in
1. jw
2. friends
well?

it is a valid question.

isn't it?.