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What are you eating right now?
by Bourne in
1. jw
2. friends
i just ate a bowl of cereal !

!

wow.......how exciting....... bourne.
Bourne

or....you could use Crumpets, I suppose...........Bourne
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What are you eating right now?
by Bourne in
1. jw
2. friends
i just ate a bowl of cereal !

!

wow.......how exciting....... bourne.
Bourne

Crumpet: "Okay I'm curious. Rekless, what are eggs in a hole?"
Same thing as "Adam & Eve on a raft".
Bourne
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What are you eating right now?
by Bourne in
1. jw
2. friends
i just ate a bowl of cereal !

!

wow.......how exciting....... bourne.
Bourne

Crumpet:"I'm cooking Lamb Shank in redwine and redcurrant sauce with creamed spinach and a side of cauliflower, carrots and broccolli with maris pipers. Yum."
Wow! Seems like Crumpet is the most cultured of us all so far.....
Bourne
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What are you eating right now?
by Bourne in
1. jw
2. friends
i just ate a bowl of cereal !

!

wow.......how exciting....... bourne.
Bourne

Is Vienetta a popular brand there?
Bourne
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What are you eating right now?
by Bourne in
1. jw
2. friends
i just ate a bowl of cereal !

!

wow.......how exciting....... bourne.
Bourne

I just ate a bowl of cereal ! ! ! wow.......how exciting.......
Bourne
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What did you do today?
by horrible life in
1. jw
2. friends
what have you been doing today?

i have spent the last 7 hours, deleting emails.

i had over 7000, when i started.
Bourne

I basically relaxed and caught up on some much-needed rest. (12 hrs sleep, for starters) Surfed here and cleaned house. serendipity: "Went out to lunch (steak) and then browsed Borders bookstore. Had a good laugh at one title there: "How to Tickle his Pickle". Watched some cooking shows, and surfed the net. Checked an online dating site for some potential victims, er I mean dates." Wow serendipity, sounds like you're getting ready for the March 14th holiday. Bourne
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Homeopath= Urine therapy cures many illnesses drink yours twice a day!!!
by Witness 007 in
1. jw
2. experiences
have you looked up urine therapy on the net?

many web-sites praise drinking your own urine as being extremely good for you.

i thought this was nuts!!
Bourne

Sorry, but the only "Golden Showers" that I'm drinking would be of the alcoholic kind.
Bourne
Golden Shower2 parts Bombay Sapphire gin
1 part Peach Schnapps
1 part Pineapple Juice
Mix together in a shaker and serve as shots. Enjoy!
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everyone welcome djday22 please
by Beta Male in
1. jw
2. friends
this person is legit, and not a troll/liar/con artist/fraud/schizo/asshat.. promise..
Bourne

Who the hell is djday22?
They're not even in the member directory.
Bourne
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Journal of a JW - Part 1 of 5
by Nosferatu in
1. jw
2. experiences
dear journel, .

this is my first official entry into this thing.

i tried once before but it didn't work.
Bourne

"Bourne jumps up to pop popcorn & get more beer. He eagerly awaits the next installment of..."Journal of a JW."
.........since "24" is being delayed because of the writer's strike.......this is as good as it gets." (No offense to Nosferatu's stellar work.)
Bourne
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Journal of a JW - Part 1 of 5
by Nosferatu in
1. jw
2. experiences
dear journel, .

this is my first official entry into this thing.

i tried once before but it didn't work.
Bourne

Wow. Pretty sad existence. Of course, we've all had times like this, but I wonder, how being a JW may have contributed to her unhappiness.
Nosferatu, you seem to indicate that you knew this woman. Can you shed some light on what happened to her?
Bourne