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  2011-2012 DC Brochure(s) "Listen to God" PDF

  by yknot in

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  anonymous brother does it again!

  (huge round of applause!!!

  (regular) http://www.sendspace.com/file/nzjme3.

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  Wow. Eve is stunning there.

  The look on her face as she takes it in her mouth..........
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  Did the Society speaking on your behalf bother you?

  by donny in

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  2. beliefs

  cult classic on a thread about funeral talks commented "i would always find myself thinking "how the hell do you know what ____ believed?

  i can relate to that feeling.

  i remember attending the bonham, texas special talk that was given at the new hall that had just been built (the old one was given to the congregation that had apostasized) and later there was a brief blurb in the kindom ministry that said "all in attendance were deeply touched at the stirring discourse delivered by brother albert schroeder of brooklyn.

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  Slightly different but I hated somehow feeling responsible for the comments/actions of JW's who were say paedophiles etc.

  I somehow felt like I shared their guilt.

  The sooner I realised most JW's were f***ing fruitloops & left made me feel much more of an individual. I didn't have to dread reading the newpaper to find an article about the blood issue or a deviant paedophile, as if their actions somehow reflected on me.
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  Jehovahs Witness comments on university ten years ago - how they apply now

  by jambon1 in

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  2. friends

  the comments were made by a militant jw pioneer/elder/ms training school, kind of ass hole.. at the time i was on the ministry with him.

  as we walked by a swathe of students heading into university for the day he turned to me & said "look at them all!

  each one on the road of futility".

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  jambon1

  The comments were made by a militant JW pioneer/elder/ms training school, kind of ass hole.

  At the time I was on the ministry with him. As we walked by a swathe of students heading into university for the day he turned to me & said "look at them all! Each one on the road of futility"

  I wasn't particularly keen on the comments. I wasn't that sort of JW.

  The other day I drove past the same area & this idiots comments came to mind.

  But think about it:

  All those students will have graduated years ago. Some will be doctors, surgeons, lawyers, nurses etc.......

  If JW asshole gets ill, he'd expect to be treated by the very same sort of people he slagged off for 'pursuing futility'. It's crazy when you stop & think about it, isn't it? How does asshole elder feel aout needing the assistance of a highly skillled & trained individual in his hour of need? If he were seriously ill, he would be crying out for someone in that position. Weeping like a baby for them to call on their expertise to take away the pain and make him better. It's just common sense is it not? The world we live in needs university graduates. It's as simple as that.

  And that, my friends, in a nutshell, is why the Jehovah's Witnesses view of going to university is an absolute pile of stinking shit!
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  Westboro Church Update on BBC

  by cofty in

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  right now there is a documentary on the bbc about louis theroux' second visit to the infamous phelps family.

  it's a follow up to a similar documentary four years ago.. a considerable number of members have left in the last few years while the cult has become even more extreme.

  louis has just interviewed young woman who has got out and started nursing.

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  What can you say to that?

  I watched the first one with my wife. I got the feeling that she was most uncomfortable watching it.

  There is a good reason for that - they are strikingly like JW's, albeit more militant.
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  The JW funeral talk outline - poor taste or REALLY poor taste?

  by Mr. Falcon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so i attended a funeral for a jw who passed away (non-"annointed) and i would have to state that although i have heard the standard funeral talk outline for dozens of funerals i've attended, i never really took the time to listen.

  and my god, i was cringing.

  the outline is essentially broken down like this:.

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  jambon1

  I have been to some awful ones & some really awful ones.

  In all my time, I attended one JW funeral which spoke about the person for a prolonged period of time.
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  No Part of The World Circuit Assembly Highlights

  by DavinciCodeBreaker in

  1. watchtower
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  well this past weekend was pretty much as predicted, the demonstrations were probably the worst i have ever seen.

  you know the ones i mentioned on a post last week where in the middle the participant has a sudden epiphany!

  here is a sampling of just a few.. .

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  The PR about JW families being all loved up & happy is quite a laugh to me. I knew families where fights among elders/elders sons are common place.

  JW's - The happiest people on earth?.................

  
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  Pre assembly blues

  by AnonJW in

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  well, im off to the circuit assembly tomorrow.

  two days of sheer joy and missed sports!

  !two days of the same twenty or so brothers giving talks(it's who you know so i am told) and demonstrations, reminding us of how much they enjoy god bothering people on a saturday.

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  Assemblies were shit. Made me miss watching my beloved football club & generally ruined my weekend.

  Oh, and PS - watching all the ass kissing of the Edinburgh elders & jokeying for position? Do me a ****ing favour.
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  See how Jehovah is blessing us with increase (in material things)

  by jambon1 in

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  this always really, really pissed me off when i was a jw.. they actually had the audacity to claim that the god who created the universe was somehow involved in the increase of 'kingdom interests' - property in flourishing lands.. now, as i see it, the world has really suffered since the wts started out in it's seedy americanisation of what religion should be:.

  wwiwwiithe untold suffering of the holocausteuropean civil warsthe list goes on.............yet, i was told that jehovah god was furthering & advancing the watchtower bible & tract societys 'talents.'.

  this generally involved the building/expansion of wts property.. so, let me get this straight; god was getting all excited about his people expanding the property/printing presses of a corporate organisation, while turning a blind eye to the holocaust, paedophilia, warfare, tsunamis/earthquakes.. not the god i would want to worship personally.. yet it shows just how much the jw's have their heads firmly implanted right up their own arses.. do me a favour.. if god exsisted or was interested in humanity, there are bigger matters for him to deal with than the expansion of the wts.. .

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  This always really, really pissed me off when I was a JW.

  They actually had the audacity to claim that the god who created the universe was somehow involved in the increase of 'kingdom interests' - property in flourishing lands.

  Now, as I see it, the world has really suffered since the WTS started out in it's seedy Americanisation of what religion should be:

  • WWI
  • WWII
  • The untold suffering of the holocaust
  • European civil wars
  • The list goes on.............

  Yet, I was told that Jehovah god was furthering & advancing the Watchtower Bible & Tract Societys 'talents.'

  This generally involved the building/expansion of WTS property.

  So, let me get this straight; god was getting all excited about his people expanding the property/printing presses of a corporate organisation, while turning a blind eye to the holocaust, paedophilia, warfare, tsunamis/earthquakes.

  Not the god I would want to worship personally.

  Yet it shows just how much the JW's have their heads firmly implanted right up their own arses.

  Do me a favour.

  If God exsisted or was interested in humanity, there are bigger matters for him to deal with than the expansion of the WTS.
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  The Pressure Is On to Pioneer in April

  by dontplaceliterature in

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  i know there have already been a couple of threads posted about this, but i thought it made since to bring it up again.

  i hadn't really heard any "oh my what a blessing, are you pioneering in april?

  " talk right after the big announcement last month.

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  Oh, and peoples calls who look like this, turning up to the memorial just to do something different for a night..........

  
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  The Pressure Is On to Pioneer in April

  by dontplaceliterature in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i know there have already been a couple of threads posted about this, but i thought it made since to bring it up again.

  i hadn't really heard any "oh my what a blessing, are you pioneering in april?

  " talk right after the big announcement last month.

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  Pioneering in the springtime, during the memorial season

  Making the month of April a 'banner month'

  Elders judging one another as to who is doing more 'extra time'

  Publishers ran ragged between full time employment & ten hour ministry days on the weekend (and acting like they are so happy to do it)