delilah
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Within a blink of an eye....
by delilah inthursday evening, i came across a terrible accident, involving two cars.
there were two firetrucks, a first response truck, an ambulance, and about a dozen police cruisers.
there was glass all over the place, and you could smell the strong odour of an electrical fire.
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I am so weary................
by delilah inif i hear one more jw family member tell me "you know it's the truth", i think i will go f#*$%@g postal !!!!
my grammy has just been put to rest, and already my parents and my s/i/l have said this to me.
they know i'm feeling sad, and missing my grammy, and they say, "she's going to be resurrected you know, be happy for her.
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Where is Get Busy Living???
by delilah inhas anyone seen him or heard from him?
i haven't seen a post from him in ages....and i miss him....
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What would you do.....
by delilah intonight, my son's school put on an opera.
during the second scene, my son was helping the younger grades to step up onto the stage, and one of the girl's costume got caught on the stairs.
my son reached out to help her, and the principle appeared, asked what he thought he was doing, and then proceeded to reach out and slap him across the back of the head.
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I'm sitting here when all of a sudden...
by delilah inmy front door opens, a flashlight is pointed in my eyes, and this guy shouts, "police"...i, thinking it's my daughter's boyfriend, calls out his name.
then i see the badge on his shoulder, he says, "is this # such-in-such?
" i then say, "oh s#%t, this is real".....then i say no, it's #.
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Honk if you love the Lord
by delilah inif you love the lord.
february 1st, 2006. askmen.com rates this joke: 8/10.
the other day i went to the local religious book store and i saw a "honk if you love jesus" bumper sticker.
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I thought this was hilarious
by delilah inredneckwomen.wmv
(3.45 mb) i hope this comes up ok....and it's not a diss to my redneck sistas out there....
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Right about now......
by delilah ini'd like to be boarding a plane to anywhere warm....say, fiji.....how about you??
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