BrendaCloutier
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The Seamstress (lol)
by BrendaCloutier inone day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting .
when she cried out, the lord appeared and asked, .
"my dear child, why are you crying?
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A True Friend (LOL)
by BrendaCloutier in1. when you are sad -- i will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. when you are blue -- i will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. when you smile -- i will know you finally got laid.
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If Abbott and Costello were alive- this is what they might have to say on..
by BrendaCloutier inabbott: your computer?.
abbott: what about windows?.
abbott: wallpaper.. .
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Friday Chuckle
by BrendaCloutier inhave you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole ?.
here are the testimonials of a few people who did.... .
- i walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "how much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?
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I Can't Believe I'm Becoming an Activist!
by BrendaCloutier ini showed up and walked in today's global million marijuana march held in over 200 cities throughout the world today.
across the street from pioneer courthouse square where we gathered for the march, there were some protestants singing hymns.
so i walked across the street and gave them handouts on oregongreenfree.com, an oregon medical marinuana patient support group.
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Why Older Chicks Rule
by BrendaCloutier inwhy older chicks rule .
by andy rooney from cbs "60 minutes".
this is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are .
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4/20 - smoke'em if ya got'em
by BrendaCloutier inaccepted origin
, high times magazine, the marijuana-logues, and the straight dope claim that in the early 1970s, a group of teenagers at san rafael high school in san rafael, california used to meet every day after school at 4:20 p.m. to smoke marijuana at the water tower.
one piece of evidence supporting an origin of the term from the time 4:20 is the fact that the number is always said "four twenty" and not "four hundred twenty.
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The Good, The Bad, and The UGLY
by BrendaCloutier inthe good, the bad and the ugly
1. good: your wife is pregnant.
bad: it's triplets.
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15 years of thinking about it and I finally did it....
by BrendaCloutier ini got my nose pierced and how have a tiny nose stud on the right side.
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I'm so o o o o Tired!
by BrendaCloutier infor a couple years i've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else i could think of.. .
but now i found out the real reason i'm tired because i'm overworked.. .
the population of this country is 295 million.. 162 million are retired.. .