Blonde Degrees
> FIRST DEGREE
>A married couple was asleep
> when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very
> blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment,
> and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from
> here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who
> was that?' The wife answered, 'I don't know,
> some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
SECOND DEGREE
>Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact
> on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,
> looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person
> looks familiar.' The second blonde says, 'Here, let
> me see!' So, the first blonde hands her the
> compact. The second blonde looks in the mirror and
> says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
THIRD DEGREE
>A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her,
>so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his
> apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door
> she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the
> blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the
> gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
> She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The
> boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do
> it!!!' The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
FOURTH DEGREE
> A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
> She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me... I know
> 'em all.' A friend says, 'OK, what's the
> capital of Wisconsin ?' The blonde replies,
> 'Oh, that's easy. Its W.'
FIFTH DEGREE :
>What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? A: 'Is it mine?'
> SIXTH DEGREE
> Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
> She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and
> a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to
> respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with
> his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
> shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down
> on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she
> moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions
> stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they
> do? They send me a BLIND COP!'
SEVENTH DEGREE
> Bambi, a blonde in her
> fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US
> Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew
> what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered
> the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the
> decision George Washington had to make before he
> crossed the Delaware .'