So I was reading my favorite North Korean propaganda database site the other day and...oh, sorry, you didn't know about the site? It's at:
http://www.nk-news.net/index.php
Do check it out. There nearly 40,000 articles from the North Korean Ministry of Information that are simply over the top. Check out this snippet:
Pyongyang, July 29 (KCNA) -- Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army Kim Jong Il, general secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea and chairman of the DPRK National Defence Commission, inspected a sub-unit of KPA Unit 821 on the frontline. He was greeted on the spot by commanding officers of the unit and the sub-unit.
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He was greatly satisfied to learn that the servicepersons of the unit, firmly equipped with the Party's Juche-oriented war methods, have turned their defence theatre into an impregnable fortress with the noble patriotic determination to devotedly defend the socialist homeland by force of arms and burning hatred for the U.S. imperialist aggressors.
Wow! Now that's what I call writin'! But wait, there's more. The site even has a random insult generator that will hit you with actual pieces of fiery denunciation from the DPRK!
But back to the story. So I was reading their FAQ page and I found this nugget:
[Question:] When I go to view the full text of an article, a pop-up window appears displaying the article on the official KCNA site itself. Why not just show the full article here?
The full-text article is not displayed at this site because of (brace yourself for massive irony)...copyright laws!
Yes, that’s right, the most fiercely Marxist-Leninist nation on Earth guards its own statements by invoking laws designed to protect property rights and imperialist profit margins. While at the KCNA site, scroll down on any article and you’ll see a copyright stamp at the bottom. While researching, I found out that some site was posting KCNA articles prior to K.N.S’s own postings, which started in Dec ’96. K.N.S. tried to find out who it was and shut them down. Since the K.N.S. is little more than a mouthpiece for the Kim regime, this is akin to a U.S. President copyrighting his State of the Union address, and then shutting down anyone who posts it for critique or satire.
Does this sound familiar? Perhaps a little like the Watchtower Society suing a site that provides snippets of its own "life-giving" literature for research purposes?
Funny how similar these guys are in both words and deeds!
SNG