In the spirit of ressurrection!

by Carmel 1 Replies latest jw friends

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  Carmel

  ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
  
  1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.
  
  2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.
  
  3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.
  
  4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT...... IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.
  
  5. 42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.
  
  6. 99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.
  
  7. I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
  
  8. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.
  
  9. REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
  
  10. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST.
  
  11. DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
  
  12. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE
  CHEESE.
  
  13. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
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  Sparkplug

  DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.

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