Comparing the 'one, true churches'...

Shining One

Here is a interesting article on churches that claim they are the one, true church:

http://www.theholdemans.com/Compare.htm

Rex
Satanus

I skimmed over it quickly. I did not see where jesus' church was included. You know, based on his words 'on this rock will i build my church'. If jesus' one true church was left off the list, why is that???
S
tetrapod.sapien

which church do you belong to rex? ...and don't lie, jesus is watching you.
Qcmbr

...lds came out of that pretty good if you ask me.
Pole

::which church do you belong to rex? ...and don't lie, jesus is watching you.
LMFAO!!!
Pole
daystar

I think the link that came up at the bottom speaks for itself. I couldn't get the google ads in the pic, but they were all for the Satanic bible, etc.
daystar

bttt
So, what? Was the irony lost?
thinker

I loved this phrase on that website "Let us not kick against the pricks..." (ouch!)
Also loved the name Cooneyite.
thinker
tetrapod.sapien

LOL daystar! he he
Shining One

Which church do I belong to? I'll give you a few hints: Luke 10; Isaiah 14; John 9; Acts 9 and I do appreciate God's sense of humor and irony.
Rex